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twpoe by funnyranosfriend September 13, 2022
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TWPOE DAY
The Twpoe Day, its an day of discord server called The Worst Place On Earth. Very good server, i remember i was there but i got banned. Also guys, DON'T FORGET ABOUT TWPOE DAY IT'S MEME DAY!!!!!!!1!1!
TWPOE DAY by funnyranosfriend September 13, 2022
Twopence ha'penny millionaire
A person who pretends to have millions of pounds in the bank, but actually struggles to find a penny to scratch their ass with (A twopence halfpenny is the equivalent of pound sterling 2.5pence).
Usually walks around in fake designer clothes/clutching an imitation designer bag. Alternatively, they may have one genuine designer item with which they parade around with consistently. Can also apply to people who emphasise what they actually do have, or lie about what they have e.g. the size of their home/their earnings/the make of their car.
If being extremely stereotypical, it would be accurate to say that twopence ha'penny millionaires are usually insecure and rely on this behaviour to get attention or gain some credibility.
Usually walks around in fake designer clothes/clutching an imitation designer bag. Alternatively, they may have one genuine designer item with which they parade around with consistently. Can also apply to people who emphasise what they actually do have, or lie about what they have e.g. the size of their home/their earnings/the make of their car.
If being extremely stereotypical, it would be accurate to say that twopence ha'penny millionaires are usually insecure and rely on this behaviour to get attention or gain some credibility.
Girl 1: Ooooh, look at my new Louis Vuitton handbag, it cost £124930843025843
Girl 2: Hang on I swear you bought that out the back of that van in Turkey?
Girl 3: Yeah she did, she's not fooling anyone, she's just a twopence ha'penny millionaire
Girl 2: Hang on I swear you bought that out the back of that van in Turkey?
Girl 3: Yeah she did, she's not fooling anyone, she's just a twopence ha'penny millionaire
Twopence ha'penny millionaire by samaralic December 11, 2013
typoed
John: can i ass you a question
Marie: Hahaha you asshat, ask me again without typoing it
Bob: I sure typoed that test! (gets 43%)
Marie: Hahaha you asshat, ask me again without typoing it
Bob: I sure typoed that test! (gets 43%)
typoed by RisingWolve2 November 17, 2013
Typoeyetis
A fictional disease (potentially involving hand eye coordination or fat fingers) where one has many typos while texting on any mobile device often rendering the text or sentence unreadable.
In other words, severe typos
In other words, severe typos
Person 1: how awr yuo todaf?
Person 2: whoa that was some serious typoeyetis OR your typoeyetis is kicking up again
Person 2: whoa that was some serious typoeyetis OR your typoeyetis is kicking up again
Typoeyetis by captainwoahin October 4, 2020