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Twopen

He's a twopen. Totally.
by Twopen October 19, 2019
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Twopenguins

The mother fucking Twopenguins enough said.
Who is Twopenguins? He is a mother fucker
by Twopenguins December 23, 2012
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Twopence ha'penny millionaire

A person who pretends to have millions of pounds in the bank, but actually struggles to find a penny to scratch their ass with (A twopence halfpenny is the equivalent of pound sterling 2.5pence).

Usually walks around in fake designer clothes/clutching an imitation designer bag. Alternatively, they may have one genuine designer item with which they parade around with consistently. Can also apply to people who emphasise what they actually do have, or lie about what they have e.g. the size of their home/their earnings/the make of their car.
If being extremely stereotypical, it would be accurate to say that twopence ha'penny millionaires are usually insecure and rely on this behaviour to get attention or gain some credibility.
Girl 1: Ooooh, look at my new Louis Vuitton handbag, it cost £124930843025843
Girl 2: Hang on I swear you bought that out the back of that van in Turkey?
Girl 3: Yeah she did, she's not fooling anyone, she's just a twopence ha'penny millionaire
by samaralic December 11, 2013
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Mr. Twopunch

A YouTuber that might be Canadian and gets call Fea4less for some reason his real name is Pablo Picasso and likes doing giveaways on youtube
Hey Juan did you sub to mr. TwoPunch on onlyfans or on twitch
by InevitableGames January 20, 2021
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twopence

An almost worthless amount - but at least worth tuppence more than Mike Pence.
Twopence + Mike Pence = Two Pence
by Hermannym January 12, 2021
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topen

a cap or cover for a ballpoint pen, marker or other writing instrument or any other device; a lid. (from: to + open "to open"). pronounced: toe-pun
The topen did not fit the pen tightly, so it came off easily and fell off.
by namklaw January 14, 2012
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topeness

A major aspect of driving in Mexico, where large speed bumps — called "topes" — frequently appear in the middle of a major road, often without any sign or other warning.
The topeness of the Transpeninsular is really killing my Mazda — I think I lost the muffler in in San Vicente.
by Inkmine July 27, 2007
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