twoe

a describing word that you would say to someone that is "fly".

What it do, Twoe?

by GANGSTAS4LIfe March 16, 2009

twoer

A person with two buttholes

Did you see that vikor guy in that gay porn last night, he was a twoer

by Stopher Reinhold October 31, 2006

Ten To Twoer

When you've gone to the club with all of your mates to pull a bird and it gets to 1:50 (10 minutes before the club shuts) and most of your mates have pulled yet you haven't. You still want to take someone home that night so you hit the dance floor to go and pull any munter or fat bird to satisfy your needs for the night. That female is a Ten To Twoer.

I was desperate to pull a bird in the club last night so I ended up with a Ten To Twoer

by BigAlphaMale May 2, 2020

seventy twoed

To be screwed over on a bad call (or series of bad calls) by an umpire or referees.
In order to be properly seventy twoed you must be on the field or court celebrating victory and then called of field of play, thus giving the opponent another chance to win. As in the 1972 Men’s basketball team got screwed over by the Russians.

Dude, we got seventy twoed big time by the refs last night, after we won, they put time back on the clock to give the other team a chance to win and they did!

by Pete Pace July 3, 2008

Twoee

When the dick is so small you have to jerk it off with fingers.

Omg Bryce’s dick was so small i had to give him a twoee

by Nackwigga August 7, 2020

Twoey

A Mean Green Mother from Outerspace and he is Bad

Seymour Krelborn: Look, you're a plant, an inanimate object.
Twoey: Does this look inanimate to you, punk? If I can talk, and I can move, whose to say I do can't anyhing I want?

by PrinceDeven78 April 13, 2022

twoey

Someone who is two faced.

Suzette can be very twoey when it comes to talking about her sister.

by Angela Johnson August 24, 2006