twound 

The act of two things being twisted together to become one.

Never twound brown liquor and clear liquor together !

twound by mkckjclub November 3, 2015

'twould 

The correct spelling of the contraction of the words "it" and "would".

Some people make the mistake of placing the apostrophe in between the "T" and the "W". Those who make such mistakes are clearly imbeciles.

Imbecile: "LOLOLOL!!1!1 i no how 2 spell!! t'would t'would t'would!!11!"
Intelligent person: " 'Twould be nice if you were to jump in front of a train and die."

'twould by Q_Man May 4, 2006

twundle 

a bundle of twats being a massive cunt

The woman cussing the cashier out at the register was acting like a tremendous twundle.

twundle by manicmavis October 3, 2019

Tround 

The act of being hetero-normative or gender-normative to the offense of others
Also the present progressive form of the verb refers to the act of screwing or fucking around

"Hey Jackie, what's your boyfriend's name?"
"Dont be such a tround, you scunt!"

or

"What are you guys doing later?"
"Oh just trounding around, you scunt!"

Tround by madies September 9, 2012

'Twouldn't 

A (most likey) legit word, along with 'twould've, that was popular in the Shakespearean time. Means: it would not. Just fancier. And more legit.

'Twouldn't be so hard for Mady to save money if she just believed in Jasmine's vocabulary. 'Twould've saved her a lot of time and money she spent owing Jasmine a milkshake...

'Twouldn't by fli;ehb;lvkah;sliefg December 11, 2011

La Twonda 

An arrogant, not sure of herself kinda of gal. She thinks she's cute.

She is so La Twonda. I feel sorry for her.

La Twonda by geishamamma February 6, 2010

Twundo 

a numerical form of twenty

I just bought a twundo sack of ganja.

Twundo by Kandis Renninger November 2, 2005