twooot

to write a tweet and hit send and fart/shit at the same time

(has 3 o's, not two... thats gay)

Person1: "man I just twoooted"
Person2: "yea man it smells change your pants

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"WHO THE FUCK JUST TWOOOTED IN MY NEW CAR!!"

twooot by jrobison69 September 13, 2011

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twootch

when a person winks their asshole at you.

It was a dollar well spent when the stripper twootched me.

twootch by Globfather November 1, 2008

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twootle just walked into this discord server and everyone is already drooling

twootle by ImDaRealOne February 22, 2021

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An interjection used to express happiness or joy about something announced through Twitter. It is a portmanteau of the words "Tweet" and "Woot/W00t".

Valve's Twitter: Half Life 2: Episode 3 will be released tomorrow.

Half Life 2 Fans: Twoot!

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Owner of the chan website called 22chan.

Twoot is fucking crazy.

Twoot by Cursed Zucchini December 20, 2018

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The most gorgeous and kindest person in the world

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An infectious disease that starts with the purchase of your very first boat

Jimmy just bought a 17 foot boat. Now Jimmy is thinking that a 19 foot boat would be nice. Jimmy has twofootitus.

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