twonie 

The American way of saying toonie. They think it's worth 8 cents USD, unfortunately someone forgot to tell them their economy is failing, their President sucks, and they've gotten themselves into countless unecessary wars.

Oh, and as of this moment, the Canadian Dollar is up .066/cent vs. the USD.

I live in a shack in Alabama. One day I hope to move to Canerda wheres I can get me some of them twonies.

twonie by TheCanadianCurrency November 1, 2008

twonie 

The even faggier-than-a-loonie two dollar Candian coin, which is worth roughly eight cents American. No one is quite sure on the spelling, although twonie is pretty well accepted.

"Lob me a twonie, Imma get us some Mr. Noodles."

twonie by El_Gordo August 25, 2004

Townie 

In America, a townie is a person who has lived in a small town for his or her entire life. Often proud of that fact, townies take great interest in every detail of change in their home turf. Notable characteristics include: making fun of places they've never been (and probably will never go), remembering what used to be where that new building is, and getting fat after high school.

Townie: "Things haven't been the same around here since they built that hotel where the old hardware store used to be."

Townie by Alligator Fuck Master February 18, 2008

Townie 

Someone who never leaves their town and eventually raises a family in the same town they were raised in. These people tend to remain in the same social clique for their whole life. They are always living in the past.

Lorie is a townie. She married a boy from high school and they now live in the same town they grew up in.

Townie by jumper111 May 12, 2010

hot toonie

Where two Canadian consent to a hot sexual act of pouring maple syrup on each other while talking about the weather.

Amanda came home to find suko on the couch in which he rolled over and demanded a hot toonie prior to her making dinner, while watching the weather channel.

hot toonie by Raging Roger August 27, 2017

Twonicorn 

When a unicorn is born with a mutant deficiency that adds an extra horn to its head, thus becoming a two horned unicorn, or twonicorn.

Person 1: I saw a unicorn today!

Person 2: Even better, I saw a twonicorn!

Person 1: What's a twonicorn?

Person 2: A unicorn with two horns.

Person 1: lol

Twonicorn by Gurgal February 25, 2010

townie 

Outside of england, this is a term used by students who have went to a new city for school to describe the natives of that town. It is often seen as derogitory by those who use it, but townies themselves often embrace it as a badge of honour.

"man there are so many townies at this party"

"so where are you from?"
"oh I'm a townie"

townie by TheSanityAssassin November 3, 2004