twone

A happily married couple. When two become one.

The way they looked at each other, you could tell they were twone.

by no1apa November 29, 2012

twone

A phrase that silences participants of a heated or comedic conversation. A joke, line, noise, or story that may have potential to be funny but fails due to its poor delivery or inappropriateness in the given situation. It is unwise to try and defend your statement after it has been "twoned".

A twone is haulted by the trademark phrase, "That was a twone." One may also smirk in disgust or disappointment.

Other variations of the twone: Austy, Jake.

E: You gotta do what you gotta do
G: THAT WAS A TWONE.

by hayleyfell July 20, 2008

Twone

When something has two to one odd ratio.

I won 36 dollars at the racetrack because my horse was rated at twone odds for an 18 dollar bet.

by Poetic Pete July 24, 2009

Twone

the addition or subtraction or the outcome of any numbers equaling 3.

two plus one equals twone.

by Rob Couls and Chris Brown October 4, 2010

2/1(twone)

Independent Rapper from STL, Mo.

2/1(Twone) is one of the best out of the STL area.

by 314STL June 18, 2018

twoned

#tweaked and #stoned at the same time

I was very high and twoned last night

by anonymous November 6, 2023

twoned

when you get stoned on tweeds (fake pot, k2, incense, spice).

hey man lets go up to the smoke shop and buy some tweeds so we can get super twoned

by dj rustynail October 22, 2011