twofort

A map with no time limits and takes forever to win being overall tedious

Person 1: I hate that persons hair

Person 2: don’t be a twofort

by Jejdidndne September 20, 2020

twofootitus

An infectious disease that starts with the purchase of your very first boat

Jimmy just bought a 17 foot boat. Now Jimmy is thinking that a 19 foot boat would be nice. Jimmy has twofootitus.

by Rick Rasmussen January 19, 2008

twofor

2 grams of marijuana for $30. two-for-thirty

hey, wanna' sell me a twofor? i'll smoke you out!

by alf December 19, 2003

Twofor

A two for one deal for alcoholic beverages (Most popular in Caribbean Destinations) With purchase of first drink, one can distribute a free second drink to a companion or retain said drink for further consumption.

Mike, attempting to ease the tention in the room, offered twofors for everyone at the bar that night.

by Dr. Wyly October 30, 2009

Twofor

Two climaxes in a single session of sexual intercourse.

"Bobby was so adept in love-making, Cheryl achieved a twofor."

by BabaYaga1646 March 21, 2021

TwoForFive

A man of many words that don't make sense. Lives with clouds and kings. Has a heckin head and is an occasional flog. Apart of The Rookie Train and probably the most talented of them all.

TwoForFive, what a flog. I just watch for the doggos

by SelfChons June 7, 2018

Twofor

This is when you gotta tell your boss they need to make a decision to get rid of someone or else you and another person are quitting.

"Boss, this HR whore is killing me, you gotta do a Twofor or Brenda and I are out of here."

by Twofor April 9, 2021