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Two Towers 

Two towers just moved into the house down the street.
Two Towers by Jack Duks December 13, 2003
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Two Towered 

While driving, turning so that the sun light shines into your eyes, blinding you. In reference to the scene where Saruman's army turns to face Gandalf and the horsemen, and as they go in to fight, the sun shines into the Orcs' and Goblins' eyes.
I was driving my wife to work in the morning. As I turned onto the main street, I was Two Towered and almost got into an accident.
Two Towered by The Paladin Skye September 1, 2011

Two Towels 

Expresses the enjoyment of some particular occurrence, item, person, etc.

The two towels are used to soak up the ejaculate of the person doing the enjoying. (This is a figurative ejaculate and not a literal one, but it works either way) 1 Towel would usually be enough, but the extreme pleasure necessitates the use of 2 towels instead of 1.

Originated from an episode of "Drawn Together."
I can't believe Iron Maiden is performing tomorrow! I am going to need two towels!

two towels 

wearing two towels while living the bath room after a shower. One for your small package and the other for your large man tits.
Randy is a two towel he has big man tits
two towels by big mike November 14, 2003

Blumpkin Pie Two tower of dipping doom. 

Bruce - Yo, you Want a Blumpkin Pie?
Kyle - Only if its a Blumpkin Pie two tower of dipping doom.

Two-Lap Tower 

The act of person A sitting on person B's lap, while person B sits on toilet and both proceed to simultaneously shit.
Guy: Dude, Mark and Jacob are getting too close, I caught them doing the Two-Lap Tower last night.
Guy 2: Fuck man, that is weird.
Two-Lap Tower by vortexwolf13 December 1, 2015

Two Inch Tower 

This is an insult used to say someone has a small penis; Usually a nick name.
"Put away that two inch tower John, and stop looking at Claire!"
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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