Martin dick

A penis the approximate size of a human nipple. An unfortunate turn of events for any woman whom expects to be satisfied.

Jen - yo, that's a Martin dick.

Seb - what do you mean?

Jen - is that a dick or a nipple?

by Thefinisher69 January 12, 2017

Blumpkin Pie Two tower of dipping doom.

You already know bruh.

Bruce - Yo, you Want a Blumpkin Pie?
Kyle - Only if its a Blumpkin Pie two tower of dipping doom.

by Thefinisher69 May 25, 2020