16 definitions by big mike

porking the prince

see: banging the queen

Chick 1: Hey, what were you doing last night? I tried to call you.
Chick 2: I was totally hooking up with Willem Dafoe.
Chick 1: Oh man, that is so disgusting! Why would you do that?
Chick 2: There's nothing wrong with porking the prince!

by big mike April 22, 2006

red-headed stepchild

Applied to one who does not fit in and is shunned for the differences and/or is bullied at a high degree

By marrying his daughter, Woody Allen was considered to be the red-headed stepchild of Hollywood.

by big mike November 1, 2004

no joust

A phrase that claims something as yours with absolute certainty. Can not be overridden.

I call shotgun, no joust

by big mike April 26, 2004

manzorn

one who's actions result in a woman scorn

she was crying so hard it made ME feel like a manzorn

by big mike February 1, 2004

naughty bits

delicate way of refering to genitals; British origin

Through her sheer lingerie, I could see her naughty bits.

His imagination wandered below her belt to her naughty bits.

by big mike November 1, 2004

gangsterfied

someone or something that is very gangster or ghetto

damn that car is gangsterfied

by big mike November 15, 2004

heaven

heaven is like a fairy tale its somethin that older people tell you so you can be good and do no evil and some man or women got drunk one day and they thought that they was talkin to god but was really talkin to them selves and that is what made the bible so kids don't believe everything you hear its one thing that can currupt the mind.

"If you live your life in the name of god you go to heaven, If you sin you go to hell" thats all bullshit

by big mike February 2, 2005