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two days 

Used by men to describe a particularly unclean woman to another man who is interested in her. Unclean can be taken just about any way you wish, however it usually refers to an STD or a pungent odor.

Comes from the amount of days it will take to get the smell of her vagina off of your hand.
Jimmy, you don't want anything to do with that girl. She's got two days.
two days by The Notorious N May 13, 2004
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Two Days Till Retirement 

An action movie cliche in which a character in an action film mentions wanting to do something peaceful after a mission/encounter only to die in the film.
Did that guy in the movie say he wants to marry his girlfriend after the war? Yep, he's got two days till retirement!
Two Days Till Retirement by DANfan January 19, 2013

two days and a wake up 

(U.S.) Term used following a particular period of time to reference how many complete days or watches plus the time spent on the last day leaving a service member has before a tour of duty or field evolution is complete.
e.g.: "Two days and a wake up, and I'm gone!"

Two Days Later 

1.(N) A shitty emo band with zero testicles between all five members, who could not even value themselves enough to capitalize their own bands name. good job, Uhhh, you stupid, smelly, drunken, crying, asshole licker.
2.(Adj) Like an untalented group of people (5 or less) consisting of, but not limited to, connor, tom, dave, peter, and or keith.

3.(verb) To make a mockery of the audible compilation of instrumental devices sometimes called "music".
1.(N) "Man, i tried to go see Two Days Later and listening to it was like two dogs in a bathtub".
2.(Adj) "Holy crap, you untalented dutch oven lovers are very Two Days Later."
3.(Verb) Holy shit! Five yokos are tring to Tow Days Later the whole show! ass holes.

two days later 

best band in the world, consisting of 5 tallanted musicians, tom, dave, keith, peter, and conor. peace
two days later is the god of all emo/punk music
two days later by uhhhh March 15, 2004

Two-a-days 

Two-A-Days, or sometimes known as Hell Week, is a term in football to describe when a football team has practice twice a day: in the morning, and in the afternoon or evening. Two-A-Days are usually done the beginning of fall, such as the end of July or mid-August, but are sometimes done on a daily basis for some teams.
Two-a-days,,,,practice from 230pm until 8pm
Two-a-days by 5 J's August 21, 2007

two a days 

an extreme week of hell which football tryouts are held, where there are 2 practices a day
hey bro you ready for two a days ?
two a days by mark andrews January 2, 2009
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
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