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Two-a-days 

Two-A-Days, or sometimes known as Hell Week, is a term in football to describe when a football team has practice twice a day: in the morning, and in the afternoon or evening. Two-A-Days are usually done the beginning of fall, such as the end of July or mid-August, but are sometimes done on a daily basis for some teams.
Two-a-days,,,,practice from 230pm until 8pm
Two-a-days by 5 J's August 21, 2007
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two-a-days 

it is when a man squats over a women with his ass in her face. then proceeds to titty fuck her while crapping in her mouth, and placing one fist in her ass and one in her vagina.
after practice coach proceeded to teach the cheerleaders the real meaning of two-a-days.
two-a-days by adam,james,drayton December 13, 2008

two a days 

an extreme week of hell which football tryouts are held, where there are 2 practices a day
hey bro you ready for two a days ?
two a days by mark andrews January 2, 2009

Two a days 

The type of haircut sported by many players in the MTV show "Two a Days". Also very popular among southern males in general. To get a Two a days, one has to grow out their hair out front and flip it to the side while the sides and back are cut shorter.
Alex, on the Hoover High Bucs, has the Two a days. No, that doesn't refer to his football practice, it refers to his haircut.

Michael Clifton has that two-a-days.
Two a days by Hoover High February 12, 2010

two days and a wake up 

(U.S.) Term used following a particular period of time to reference how many complete days or watches plus the time spent on the last day leaving a service member has before a tour of duty or field evolution is complete.
e.g.: "Two days and a wake up, and I'm gone!"

twoadays 

The act of switching underwear after the first pair of underwear has been too encumbered with "duckbutter" or "swampass" or "bat-wings".
"Dude before we go out I got to go home."

"Why man?"

"Its summer........"

"So?"

"It's twoadays"

"Okay, gotcha"
twoadays by anhatt2 August 3, 2012
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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