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Two Balls and a Bong
Simple, understandable, and uncomplicated.
Taken from SnapCube's Sonic Adventure 2 fandub where Dr. Eggman (Alfred Coleman) is describing his penis in relation to Shadow the Hedgehog's
Taken from SnapCube's Sonic Adventure 2 fandub where Dr. Eggman (Alfred Coleman) is describing his penis in relation to Shadow the Hedgehog's
"That's right, baby! All points, no quills, no pillows. Look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong!"
Two Balls and a Bong by Umbreon Man May 13, 2020
Two balls for three bills
Two, One eighth of an ounce, or 3.5 gram clear plastic baggies of cocaine that are tied shut with a knot (see llello; yayo).
Two balls for three bills by big n.s. January 20, 2009
bat and two balls
male genetalia, male private parts,
a penis resembles like a (baseball) bat
and the testicles resemble like 2 (base)balls
a penis resembles like a (baseball) bat
and the testicles resemble like 2 (base)balls
Man 1: My bat and two balls hurt from fukin' Joanna all night...she sucked my balls and then squeezed them HARD!!!
bat and two balls by blthrskt October 20, 2005
the one-eyed wonder weasel and his two balls
the one-eyed wonder weasel and his two balls, a purple headed mushroom cap meat sword, a johnson, wang, slong, penis...
the one-eyed wonder weasel and his two balls by royceda20 May 3, 2009
two balls deep
two balls deep by Hairy Caray February 5, 2018
BALLS TWO GO
GOD gave us TWO BALLS most of us or if you are nonreligious evolution evolved TWO BALLS for us to have COURAGE AND NOT BE AN ASSHOLE.
It is INVOLUNTARY CASTRATION.
This includes ASS SHIT.
It is INVOLUNTARY CASTRATION.
This includes ASS SHIT.
It is not TRANSGENDER SHIT ANAL ALAN it is BALLS TWO GO because you are a JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL PEDOPHILE and FLAGRANT SEX MANIAC to the point of untimely EXPOSURE by using PEEPLE.
Hey BALLS TWO GO DICK includes your ANUS CRUNCHER at BUTT FUCKER time PROSTATE GLANDS are no longer part of your ORGASMIC PACKAGE.
Hey BALLS TWO GO DICK includes your ANUS CRUNCHER at BUTT FUCKER time PROSTATE GLANDS are no longer part of your ORGASMIC PACKAGE.
BALLS TWO GO by DEFINITION DOMINANT September 14, 2021
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Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
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Glippy
A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.
Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
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