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Twittie Mcdiddlefart
A grouping of words that is so funny when said aloud, that if you do not laugh upon reading it, your testicles will explode.
Note: If you do not have testicles, you will grow them then they will explode.
Note: If you do not have testicles, you will grow them then they will explode.
When teacher read "Twittie Mcdiddlefart" off johnny's paper, she shit her pants in front of the class.
Twittie Mcdiddlefart by Hooded Ninja April 22, 2010
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mr twittie twister and his sisters
brandon: oh hey baby sis u trynna get twitty wit it
lacie: no fuck off small dick dumb bitch
luke: ILL GET TWITTY WITH U BRANDON
brandon: come here then luke!
luke: Ahh! Ohh! Yumm? ur such a a good twitty tister brandon!
brandon: thnx i know!
lacie: you guys are fucking gay
brand and luke: WE KNOW!
mr twittie twister and his sisters
lacie: no fuck off small dick dumb bitch
luke: ILL GET TWITTY WITH U BRANDON
brandon: come here then luke!
luke: Ahh! Ohh! Yumm? ur such a a good twitty tister brandon!
brandon: thnx i know!
lacie: you guys are fucking gay
brand and luke: WE KNOW!
mr twittie twister and his sisters
mr twittie twister and his sisters by mr twittie twister and his sis December 29, 2020
Elf Boot Titties
A term describing a set of breasts that curve upward from the bottom resembling a pair of Elf Boots.
Elf Boot Titties by will bitten December 19, 2016
Tittie Shirt
A shirt made of spandex or lycra much like an Under Armor shirt that a man with titties would wear for support and the appearance of a muscular chest.
Carl developed bitch tit after he stopped juicing up and working out at the gym. He needed a Tittie Shirt to make it look like he still had pecs. Sad Fuck!!!
Tittie Shirt by will bitten September 19, 2017
Captain Twistie
Captain Twistie is a Revenant perceived as a dysphoric entity that pervades your consciousness. A powerful negative energy that's never far off.
Captain Twistie by Shougo February 5, 2022
Tonka titties
Tonka titties by Kingofdick February 7, 2019
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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