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Twittie Mcdiddlefart
A grouping of words that is so funny when said aloud, that if you do not laugh upon reading it, your testicles will explode.
Note: If you do not have testicles, you will grow them then they will explode.
Note: If you do not have testicles, you will grow them then they will explode.
When teacher read "Twittie Mcdiddlefart" off johnny's paper, she shit her pants in front of the class.
Twittie Mcdiddlefart by Hooded Ninja April 22, 2010
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mr twittie twister and his sisters
brandon: oh hey baby sis u trynna get twitty wit it
lacie: no fuck off small dick dumb bitch
luke: ILL GET TWITTY WITH U BRANDON
brandon: come here then luke!
luke: Ahh! Ohh! Yumm? ur such a a good twitty tister brandon!
brandon: thnx i know!
lacie: you guys are fucking gay
brand and luke: WE KNOW!
mr twittie twister and his sisters
lacie: no fuck off small dick dumb bitch
luke: ILL GET TWITTY WITH U BRANDON
brandon: come here then luke!
luke: Ahh! Ohh! Yumm? ur such a a good twitty tister brandon!
brandon: thnx i know!
lacie: you guys are fucking gay
brand and luke: WE KNOW!
mr twittie twister and his sisters
mr twittie twister and his sisters by mr twittie twister and his sis December 29, 2020
Elf Boot Titties
A term describing a set of breasts that curve upward from the bottom resembling a pair of Elf Boots.
Elf Boot Titties by will bitten December 19, 2016
Tittie Shirt
A shirt made of spandex or lycra much like an Under Armor shirt that a man with titties would wear for support and the appearance of a muscular chest.
Carl developed bitch tit after he stopped juicing up and working out at the gym. He needed a Tittie Shirt to make it look like he still had pecs. Sad Fuck!!!
Tittie Shirt by will bitten September 19, 2017
Captain Twistie
Captain Twistie is a Revenant perceived as a dysphoric entity that pervades your consciousness. A powerful negative energy that's never far off.
Captain Twistie by Shougo February 5, 2022
Tonka titties
Tonka titties by Kingofdick February 7, 2019
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dirrty
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!