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twitters/Twitters 

An alternative usage for the word "Twitter"---possibly of British origin.
1D's Louis Tomlinson prefers "twitters/Twitters" to other social media networks.
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twitters bitches 

twitter is one of the richest companies in the world and can easily afford to hire staff to find inappropriate accounts to report and suspend but why bother when there is plenty of slacktivists that will do the job for free.
Such slacktivists are too dumb to realise they are being exploited.
Such people are known as twitters bitches.
twitters bitches by AnonDoxy July 28, 2017

Twitters 

Obama said that both he and visiting Russian President Dmitry Medvedev use the popular social networking program--which he mistakenly referred to as "Twitters," instead of "Twitter.
Twitters by rperazag June 28, 2010

the twitters

Similar to the word "jitters", the twitters indicate a form of social intensity symptomatic of someone posting tweets far too frequently on Twitter. In adjective form, "twittery".
"Richard's posted 45 tweets in the past hour - somebody's got the twitters."

"Sheila's got a proper case of the twitters - she's updated damn near 100 times since lunch time.
the twitters by photodna March 2, 2009

twitter-twitter bang-bang 

A relationship (often a one night stand) that started via twitter and quickly progressed to sex.
You: So, what happened with that chick?

Me: Oh, it was a total twitter-twitter bang-bang.

Twitter being Twitter 

Things that Twitter does that make Twitter Twitter
"hey, whats with Boycott genshin thing on the internet ?"
"Oh its just Twitter being Twitter"

Twitter user 

Person that is using the internet wrong and talks to people that aren’t real
911 It’s an emergency! A twitter user just showed up where I work. He says God wants us to be together because I liked his gf bf tweet.
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