twitters/Twitters

An alternative usage for the word "Twitter"---possibly of British origin.

1D's Louis Tomlinson prefers "twitters/Twitters" to other social media networks.

by Jesus Chameleon October 19, 2012

twitters bitches

twitter is one of the richest companies in the world and can easily afford to hire staff to find inappropriate accounts to report and suspend but why bother when there is plenty of slacktivists that will do the job for free.
Such slacktivists are too dumb to realise they are being exploited.
Such people are known as twitters bitches.

Zeus is one of twitters bitches

by AnonDoxy July 28, 2017

Twitters

Obamanism for Twitter.

Obama said that both he and visiting Russian President Dmitry Medvedev use the popular social networking program--which he mistakenly referred to as "Twitters," instead of "Twitter.

by rperazag June 28, 2010

the twitters

Similar to the word "jitters", the twitters indicate a form of social intensity symptomatic of someone posting tweets far too frequently on Twitter. In adjective form, "twittery".

"Richard's posted 45 tweets in the past hour - somebody's got the twitters."

"Sheila's got a proper case of the twitters - she's updated damn near 100 times since lunch time.

by photodna March 2, 2009

twitter-twitter bang-bang

A relationship (often a one night stand) that started via twitter and quickly progressed to sex.

You: So, what happened with that chick?

Me: Oh, it was a total twitter-twitter bang-bang.

by DocWord June 29, 2009

Twitter being Twitter

Things that Twitter does that make Twitter Twitter

"hey, whats with Boycott genshin thing on the internet ?"
"Oh its just Twitter being Twitter"

by NormieNormie April 9, 2021

Twitter user

Person that is using the internet wrong and talks to people that aren’t real

911 It’s an emergency! A twitter user just showed up where I work. He says God wants us to be together because I liked his gf bf tweet.

by CuckLordjuiceromegalul February 21, 2022