twitterbated
masterbating while on twitter
twitterbated by admiral sparky October 8, 2009
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Twitterpated
Twitterpated means to be swept off your feet by someone you quite fancy.
It’s a very strong feeling of love and attraction.
From the 1942 film, Bambi:
Friend Owl : “Yes. Nearly everybody gets Twitterpated in the springtime.
For example: You’re walking along, minding your own business. You're looking neither to the left, nor to the right...When all of a sudden, you run smack into a pretty face!
You begin to get weak in the knees.
Your head’s in a whirl!
And then you feel light as a feather, and before you know it...you’re walking on air.
And then, you know what?
You’re knocked for a loop!
And you completely lose your head!”
Thumper: “Gosh, that’s awful.”
Flower: “Gee Whiz!”
Bambi: “Terrible!”
Friend Owl: “And that ain’t all. It can happen to anybody. So you’d bet-ter be careful.
It could happen to You! And You!
And.....Yes. It could even happen to YOU!”
It’s a very strong feeling of love and attraction.
From the 1942 film, Bambi:
Friend Owl : “Yes. Nearly everybody gets Twitterpated in the springtime.
For example: You’re walking along, minding your own business. You're looking neither to the left, nor to the right...When all of a sudden, you run smack into a pretty face!
You begin to get weak in the knees.
Your head’s in a whirl!
And then you feel light as a feather, and before you know it...you’re walking on air.
And then, you know what?
You’re knocked for a loop!
And you completely lose your head!”
Thumper: “Gosh, that’s awful.”
Flower: “Gee Whiz!”
Bambi: “Terrible!”
Friend Owl: “And that ain’t all. It can happen to anybody. So you’d bet-ter be careful.
It could happen to You! And You!
And.....Yes. It could even happen to YOU!”
The first time he looked at me with his cerulean blue eyes, I felt he could see into my soul. He peered deep into my emerald green eyes, I knew then that he was Twitterpated.
There was no going back after that.
There was no going back after that.
Twitterpated by ForestFairy January 20, 2020
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Tittercated
Tittercated is a term used for when females with large breasts suffocate other people with their tits during hugs, or at any other given time.
Kyle: Dude, I was just tittercated by Sarah, and I kinda liked it a lot.
Thomas: Lucky! I wanna be tittercated by her!
Thomas: Lucky! I wanna be tittercated by her!
Tittercated by The Most AwesomePersonEver October 10, 2010
Twitterpated
In a relationship, being totally into one another - to the point of being goofy. Especially a new relationship. infatuated, besotted, lovesick
source: Rebecca L. of Montana
source: Rebecca L. of Montana
Look at that guy, he is twitterpated with her. . He smiles all the time, can't stop talking about her, always texting or calling her. That boy is whipped.
Twitterpated by Rob G. aka theTexasWolf October 7, 2015
twitterpated
1)to be completely enamored with someone/something.
2) the flighty exciting feeling you get when you think about/see the object of your affection.
3) romantically excited (i.e.: aroused)
4) the ever increasing acceleration of heartbeat and body temperature as a result of being engulfed amidst the exhilaration and joy of being/having a romantic entity in someone's life.
2) the flighty exciting feeling you get when you think about/see the object of your affection.
3) romantically excited (i.e.: aroused)
4) the ever increasing acceleration of heartbeat and body temperature as a result of being engulfed amidst the exhilaration and joy of being/having a romantic entity in someone's life.
When he smiled at her, the rush of warm, fuzzy, excited sensations that filled her made her realize she was completely twitterpated with this man.
twitterpated by Amber March 25, 2003
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Twitterbater
A person who has a Twitter account they regularly update and that no one beyond themselves reads. Aware of the lack of traffic, they keep at it, seemingly Twittering only for their own self-gratification or to make themselves feel more important/special.
Guy #1 -- "Hey, guys! You should check out my Twitter page, it's crazy cool!" *walks off*
Guy #2 -- "Think that guy knows no one cares?"
Guy #3 -- "Yeah, definite Twitterbater."
Guy #2 -- "Think that guy knows no one cares?"
Guy #3 -- "Yeah, definite Twitterbater."
Twitterbater by lumbersmith March 24, 2009
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