twiper

A person that has a severe bowel movement but then only wipes twice afterward

jamal was in the bathroom for a half hour and i could hear him doing his business - but when he came out i could tell by the amount of toilet paper still left on the roll that he had only wiped twice - he is a nasty twiper

by Samran53 March 22, 2021

Twinerview

An interview done via twitter.

BFochs 5 minutes until a Twinerview with Jay-Z

BFochs@ realhov: What's goin' on Jay-Z, thx 4 the interview bro, what's good?

realhov@ BFochs: No problem, B, not much, just doing me ya dig, how you doin'

BFochs@ realhov: Not too bad I must say, let's start w/ an intro tell these peeps who u r

realhov@ BFochs: My name is Shawn Carter, I'm from Brooklyn, I'm a music mogul for a living, and a hip hop icon.

by BFochs April 28, 2009

twiderpated

a state, commonly seen in preteen girls, in which one becomes very excited, hyperactive and giggly. This can happen randomly but is commonly induced by having a crush who likes them back or other silly dramatic things like that.

Cassy just told me that Thomas likes her + now she's all twiderpated and won't shut up.

by frostedface September 10, 2007

tiper

when you've gone past the point of tired and you get really hyper.

ohhhhhh I'm really tiper I literally have 2 hours sleep last night!

by lolleetee August 17, 2019

Twaper

The nation's first all-Twitter newspaper, founded by the Asheville, NC, Mountain Xpress on April 1, 2009.

The beauty of the Twaper is that it doesn't get ink on your fingers.

by xpress ed April 1, 2009

twipire

an obsessed twilight fan
derived from similar words like and twilighter and fanpire

That guy is such a fuckin' twipire he's reading that shitty book Breaking Dawn for the millionth time!

by Twipie4eva May 21, 2009

twiterpated

The state of having fallen in love (especially at first sight).

"Aw, look at him. He's twiterpated." Thumper from Bambi speaking about Bambi.

by Scotty J July 20, 2008