scromlette

when you try to make an omelette and it goes terribly wrong so you end up making 'scrambled eggs'

(scrambled eggs as a result of ruined omelette)
I was going to make you an omelette for breakfast but I kinda messed it up so now you have a scromlette!

by lolleetee August 17, 2019

Shitting down

When it's profusely raining and term 'pissing down' doesn't quite cut it .

omg its absolutely shitting down out there

by lolleetee August 17, 2019

Catherine squeal

The name giving to a particular type of laugh where someone exhales so hard they squeal like a fire work. Hence the play on catherine wheels

'friend laughs and wheezes'
me: well, that was a catherine squeal!

by lolleetee August 17, 2019

tiper

when you've gone past the point of tired and you get really hyper.

ohhhhhh I'm really tiper I literally have 2 hours sleep last night!

by lolleetee August 17, 2019

Hidying

When you 'tidy' because someones coming round, but actually just hide all your shit wherever possible.

''What you up to?''
''I'm just hidying my mums coming to visit''

by lolleetee August 17, 2019