tipered

Combination of tired and hyper meaning to be dead tired, yet surprisingly hyper at the same time

It's 3:27 AM and I'm feeling pretty tipered. What about you?

by Someone July 10, 2003

Perfect Double-Tapered Shit

a.k.a. PDT
A perfect shit, tapered evenly on both ends. Especially used when unexpected after a messy meal or night out.

Got up in the morning, took the most perfect double-tapered shit I've ever had in my life. True story. Who are the pitchers in this game? -George Brett

by wargy2 March 26, 2019

Double-Tapered Shit

The perfect shit.

George Brett had an uncontrollable BM. Then he described what happened the next day, "I got up in the morning and took the most perfect double-tapered shit I’ve ever had in my life. True Story. Who are the pitchers in this game?"

by KC Fan January 14, 2009

Tigered

Knowing that your girlfriend is snooping around on you, checking your cellphone, Facebook, MySpace, e-mail, etc. to find any sign that you might be unfaithful/cheating on her (whether true or otherwise).

I caught my girlfriend hacking in to my Facebook account and looking at "Photos of Me", I totally got Tigered.

by sdooW regiT December 11, 2009

tapered pants

Tapered pants are trousers popular during the 1980s and early 90s and worn by both genders. The pants sat high on the waist, ballooned around the hips and thighs, then tapered at the ankle. Often worn with with a baggy, button down shirt buttoned all the way to the top, with the collar up. These pants defined "New Romantic" fashion.

Duran Duran, Thompon Twins, Depeche Mode, Platinum Blonde, Annie Lennox (Eurythmics) all wore these tapered pants.

by Theresa1120 September 4, 2008

Tigered

to be eaten or destroyed by tigers, or tiger woods, until death.

"But Sabbatini isn't the only player to get Tigered down the years. There's been plenty of them, full of hope and expectation when setting off in the final ..."

"Hey man, you're so fucking gay, I hope you get tigered."

by dr0b0tz January 14, 2008

Tigered

Tigered: When the white woman you're married to, finds out you've had sex with more than 10 other white women in a period of 2 months and beats your ass with a golf club.

Bob: Did you see Tom this morning?

Anthony: Damn man, that fool got tigered, I told him to watch his texting and shit but, nooooooo. She beat him good too son.

by NotaTiger March 3, 2010