twinkler

n., v. - When you are 69-ing with a honey and she gags on your rod and
you can see her bunghole pucker up

Even though Evelyn and I were goin' at it pretty hot-n-heavy, I couldn't help but laugh when I saw her twinkler.

by -$K- February 23, 2004

Twinkler

When you have a hair on your butt that has grown so long that it dips in the water when you sit on the toilet.

I sat on the toilet and my butt got all wet from the twinklers.

by David "Conway Shitty" Carroll April 5, 2017

twinkler

A twinkler is someone who sympathizes with the Occupy Wall Street Protest Movement. From twinkling: "wiggling one’s fingers to signal agreement (or disagreement) with what’s being said, a way of moving along the general assemblies without (the) applause that drowns out the speakers." Wiggling fingers pointing upward signifies agreement, downward disagreement.

Did you happen to be watching The Colbert Report when a young twinkler referred to herself as "a female-bodied person"?

by cognizato January 7, 2012

Twinkler

(adj.) Describes a large urban woman who listens to the crappiest r&b at full volume, while driving a ratty, late-model, domestic SUV. Songs typically have a twinkling sound in the background, which is typically drowned out by the after-market pipes on her ride.

"I almost got run over by that stupid twinkler on her cell phone!"

"I'm surprised that she could hear the phone over that shit she was playing. That bitch is such a twinkler!"

"No doubt!"

by acleverbetty October 25, 2008

Hairy twinkler

The big ugly Hairy guy at the bar that gives a girl a sly unwanted smile.

Suzzie spotted the hairy twinkler as soon as they entered the club.

by Philclowns February 13, 2008

dookie twinkler

A phenomenon of sparkling poop caused by the gold flakes in the alocoholic beverage known as Goldschlager.

Oh man, I just drank 10 shots of Goldschlager. I just went to the bathroom and that drink is a true dookie twinkler.

by dookie twinkler June 25, 2008

late night twinkler

When two friends disappear from a group event and no one know where they went and the assumption is made that they doing something sexual.

"Hey where did Paul and Suzie go?"
"I don't know, probably geting a late night twinkler"

by GetAfterIt December 26, 2015