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To whine, snivel or complain in a peevish, self-pitying way via Twitter
My passive/aggressive co-worker will twhine all day long if you let her.
twhine by infuz October 18, 2008
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Twinette 

You love her.She's your female copy. You care about her deeply because it's hard not to. She's brave, selfless, and sweet.

She's an oversharer AND overexaggerater but she's your best match. If you find a twinette don't lose her. She puts her feelings out in the open but really she doesnt know what she wants. She's waiting for someone to help her decide and if you're there don't leave.Dont break her heart. She needs you. When she falls, she falls hard. Sure she may be weird but that's the best part about her. She's a little quirky and she's best in her own skin. She doesn't dress to impress she dresses in comfort and doesn't care about the weird looks or the whispering. Be proud of this girl; Don't hide her in the shadows. She loves attention and drama but when shes involved it may be a little overwhelming. Basically what I'm saying is: if you get this girl don't lose her or chase her away because there's only one twinette and she's your everything, your life, your best friend, your r.o.d chick ;)....
"not needed because youll know when you find her"
your twinette
"Yo, on everything guys- I think I love her..... she might be my twinette."
Twinette by hopelessromatic20303 August 13, 2017
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When you and a friend create a bond which allows you to sense one another’s moods,energy ,pain ,vibe along the same frequency and able to finish each other’s sentences exactly like twins.
If my twinem Sensei is in need of help i can sense it without having to be told.
My twinem Layloo would never go to war alone ,we’re brothers In arms .
twinem by Twinem December 19, 2020

Twinerview 

An interview done via twitter.
BFochs 5 minutes until a Twinerview with Jay-Z

BFochs@ realhov: What's goin' on Jay-Z, thx 4 the interview bro, what's good?

realhov@ BFochs: No problem, B, not much, just doing me ya dig, how you doin'

BFochs@ realhov: Not too bad I must say, let's start w/ an intro tell these peeps who u r

realhov@ BFochs: My name is Shawn Carter, I'm from Brooklyn, I'm a music mogul for a living, and a hip hop icon.
Twinerview by BFochs April 28, 2009

Twine Binder 

A complete douche bag
Johnny you're such a fucking twine binder
Twine Binder by rarrybarry April 4, 2011

shutteth thine hole! 

What the Lord saith unto thee.
And the Lord saith unto all believers who question Him not and claim to know His divine will, who write books filled with His name which contain no truth about Him, who sit in their own smug righteousness and condemn those about whom they knoweth not: "SHUTTETH THINE HOLE!!!"
shutteth thine hole! by Stanky October 28, 2009
The most loveable and caring person ever. He’s so determined with his one true loveable and that’s one thing u can admire. He’s been so hurt thru his life but yet tries to make everyone happy. Jus wish she could go out with me instead
Thinesh is amazing
thinesh by Unamious lover November 15, 2020
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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