Twhining 

Whining about your life on Twitter (tweet + whining); Whiney tweets

I go on Twitter for fun, not to read your constant twhining.

Twhining by Cribsty September 2, 2013

twhining 

the act of complaining excessively via twitter.

julia won't stop twhining about not having a job. bitch, shut up and stop clogging my twitter feed!

twhining by waaaagh June 17, 2010

Shania Twaining 

After being cheated on by your spouse with your best friend, getting them back by hooking up with your best friend’s spouse.

This term comes from the factual scenario when Shania Twain’s husband cheated on her with her best friend. Shania Twain later divorced him, and married her best friend’s husband. This really happened, I shit you not.

Jim: “Wow, I can’t believe our best friends are idiots and decided to cheat on their spouses with each other.”

Rachel: “Yea, but that’s ok, the real winners are Mike and Sarah. They ended up Shania Twaining in the end.”

Shania Twaining by Legitjosh February 2, 2019

twining 

the act of which twins dress and look the same on the same day.

Brittany and Brandice entered the room looking the exact same.
Kim: omg they're twining today!
Class:LOL
Finney: lol you should put that on urbandictionary!
Kim: lol i should!

twining by Princess64943 April 9, 2010

Twining 

A con wherein the con artist gets a cashier to give the twiner more money than s/he gave the cashier plus their shopping for free. Here is an example of how the con might go:

1. Twiner buys a 60p packet of chewing gum with a £20 note.
2. After receiving £19.40 change, twiner 'remembers' he has a £1 coin in his pocket.
3. Twiner gives cashier 5 X £1 coins and asks for a £5 note in return.
4. Twiner distracts cashier with small talk and slips £5 into his pocket.
5. After the cashier has been engaged in enough small talk to make them forget about step #3, twiner gives the cashier a £5 and a £10 note and says, "Actually, you might as well just give me the £20 back."
6. If the twiner is good and the cashier forgetful, the cashier will give the twiner a £20.
7. Twiner now has £25 and a pack of gum from £20.

Chad has to get Nathan to do his shopping cos he's been banned from all the local shops for twining.

Twining by Nist 858 November 19, 2017

Twining 

Act of dividing an object into two equal and symmetrical parts.

Sam is twining the cake he bought so he can share it with his wife.
Twining of a strong flavored teabag allows two mild teabag to be made.

Twining by Ka-Jang September 3, 2011

twining 

to twine 1. a seemingly north british word meaning to moan or whine about something. This is often used by parents to try to put children off moaning at them 2. To turn a skipping rope round in your hands.

"Stop twining at me!" "It's your turn to twine the rope"

twining by Pippa from up north April 3, 2007