twelving

To 'space out'. Specifically the special sort of mental sluggishness brought on by watching television or any similar mental haze.

1: "Which street do we turn onto?"
2: "Huh? Oh, sorry. I don't know. I must have been twelving."

by Ninniane McFey October 12, 2005

twelving

The act of taking a solid 12 minutes alone and masturbating online.

E: Hey mate
E: you still here frend?
E: ..you been gone solid 12 minute, mate. You masturbating?

R: YES FREND I GOD DAMN TWELVING ALMOST DONE.

by kuack January 15, 2013

Twelved

Getting twelved is when while playing cornhole one player gets 4 bags in the hole and the other players gets all 4 bags off the board. The result is an +12 for one player and lifelong embarrassment for the other.

Remember when Louis twelved Ed?. That was embarrassing and he has never gotten over it.

by LAH12 March 16, 2021

twelve

the police.

aye folk there go twelve right there.

by monolog May 06, 2003

Twelving

The act of taking a #1 out of where you normally take a #2. It's a nice way of saying you have liquid diarrhea.

I ate some undercooked chicken yesterday and have been on the toilet twelving all day.

by Markatak November 28, 2016

Twelve

The Police.

"Twelve's deep out here tonight yo, Boriqua's ain't movin sh** till shift change"

by Keeler&Division Mama Queen May 28, 2018

twelves

A term used to say police. Usually heard in the south or any predominantly black neighborhood in the United States.

"FUCK TWELVES!" - Migos Gang

by mr. stuhhlin' February 18, 2014