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noun (twee-ver): a redneck bum, or someone who is retarded or stupid or anyone you feel like calling a "tweever"
Hey tweever! Did you're hillbilly ass just get back from muddin' today or did you shit yourself after you finally got your GED a decade after you dropped out of highschool.

Tweezers 

Usually made of plastic or metal, these are used to secure cables.
According to The Verge, zip ties shall now and forevermore be referred to as tweezers.
Tweezers by Quickshot Gaming September 19, 2018
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Jeter Tweeter 

(n) A person who tweets while dropping a "Jeter" (named after the number for the former shortstop, #2) on the toilet.
OMG, he just liked my tweet, and he's been in the bathroom for 15 minutes. He's clearly a Jeter Tweeter.
Jeter Tweeter by jredman April 19, 2017

Tweeter's Block 

A condition a Twitter user experiences when they lose the ability tweet or retweet messages on Twitter.
This is the worst time to have this case of Tweeter's Block. I've got so much going on right now, if I don't tweet something, I'm going to hurt my personal brand.
Tweeter's Block by Riconator September 26, 2009

tweeker bay 

exciting, cheap deals that are better than ebay provided by your neighborhood crankster which he probably stole so he can buy more drugs at dirt cheap prices.
Hey dude, why are going to bid $40 for that ipod on ebay when you can buy it now at tweeker bay from cranster tony down the street for $10?

tweeker county

Tweeker county is known as a small county in Minnesota famous for its meth users and puddle sluts. Aka: Meeker county Minnesota.
Damn there are alot of puddle sluts in tweeker county.
tweeker county by not a meth head February 12, 2014

Clout Tweeter 

Those kids on Twitter (Normally aged between 13-16) who have, rather, a Fortnite profile picture or a picture of a random women in a bikini.

These people are emotionally unstable. They feel the need to log into Twitter everyday just to get their 9 year old followers to Like and retweet.

Tweets may be as followed:

“Noti gang where you @?”

Like or Fake AF”

“Turn on notis or unfollowed’

“No one supports me”
“Doing an unfollow spree soon, like and RT to stay followed”
“If your phone is real, press S to make ß”
“This is you and your 3rd @, W or L?”

These people most definitely don’t have IRL friends . The Likes and Retweets they get on their tweets make them feel wanted and less lonely. It also gives them a feeling of fake fame and self worth.

They may also call their followers ‘supporters’. But the only reason they have followers is because they use the Follow/Unfollow Twitter method. Meaning they follow loads of people, then unfollow the ones who didn’t follow back.

So they aren’t really supportive, they’re just their because they were followed first.

Do not insult these people, not only do they have the worse comebacks. But they take things very personally.
Those Clout tweeters are so FUCKING ANNOYING.
Clout Tweeter by Damnitscam October 22, 2020
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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