twatvomit
A female's ejaculation.
twatvomit by shigthenewt October 31, 2008
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Twatsmith
After the bachelorette party, my pussy was so chipped up from all the hog, I had to see a Twatsmith prior to the honeymoon.
My beefsheets were so big I just had to see a Twatsmith to get a labia reduction.
Her pussy smelled so bad she had to see a Twatsmith.
My over sized clitoris looked so much like a small penis, I had to see a Twatsmith to have it scaled down.
My beefsheets were so big I just had to see a Twatsmith to get a labia reduction.
Her pussy smelled so bad she had to see a Twatsmith.
My over sized clitoris looked so much like a small penis, I had to see a Twatsmith to have it scaled down.
Twatsmith by The Handlebar I January 26, 2011
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twatrocity
Dude 1: So you hooked up with Jenny last night?
Dude 2: Yeah dude, but her pussy was a twatrocity!
Dude 1: Bummer, dude!
Dude 2: Yeah dude, but her pussy was a twatrocity!
Dude 1: Bummer, dude!
twatrocity by scatwagon defenestrator April 20, 2010
Twatsmith
1) Hugh Hefner is a master Twatsmith.
2) That douche bag always seems to get great pussy. He must be some kind of Twatsmith.
2) That douche bag always seems to get great pussy. He must be some kind of Twatsmith.
Twatsmith by The Handlebar I January 26, 2011
twatiosity
When a person or thing is being twat-like (see twat). Usually people that have mullets or are lacking in certain bodily parts.
Ginger - I hate you sooooooooo much, you are such a slut (see slut)!
Brunette - Omg your twatiosity is overwhelming!
Brunette - Omg your twatiosity is overwhelming!
twatiosity by Blondie and Rawkitup June 9, 2005
twatometer
twatometer by Queen O Sarcasm December 20, 2009
Twatocity
A phrase to describe the unfortunate act some people engage in, well basically saying the stupidest things. Even the most intelligent people can and do fall foul of this.
Although not noted for his intellect George W. Bush is surely the master of this act.
Although not noted for his intellect George W. Bush is surely the master of this act.
"Half this game is 90% mentality" - Twatocity
Saying "phwoar!! Who farted?" Whilst visiting an incontinence patient. - Twatocity
President of Twatocity said this - "Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?"
Saying "phwoar!! Who farted?" Whilst visiting an incontinence patient. - Twatocity
President of Twatocity said this - "Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?"