twatvomit 

A female's ejaculation.

She was so excited there was twatvomit running down her legs!

twatvomit by shigthenewt October 31, 2008

Twatsmith

A person who refurbishes and/or mends broken or undesirable pussy.

After the bachelorette party, my pussy was so chipped up from all the hog, I had to see a Twatsmith prior to the honeymoon.

My beefsheets were so big I just had to see a Twatsmith to get a labia reduction.

Her pussy smelled so bad she had to see a Twatsmith.

My over sized clitoris looked so much like a small penis, I had to see a Twatsmith to have it scaled down.

Twatsmith by The Handlebar I January 26, 2011

twatrocity 

A nasty looking vagina. Combination of "twat" and "atrocity".

Dude 1: So you hooked up with Jenny last night?

Dude 2: Yeah dude, but her pussy was a twatrocity!

Dude 1: Bummer, dude!

twatrocity by scatwagon defenestrator April 20, 2010

Twatsmith

A person who regularly hammers good/great pussy.

1) Hugh Hefner is a master Twatsmith.

2) That douche bag always seems to get great pussy. He must be some kind of Twatsmith.

Twatsmith by The Handlebar I January 26, 2011

twatiosity 

When a person or thing is being twat-like (see twat). Usually people that have mullets or are lacking in certain bodily parts.

Ginger - I hate you sooooooooo much, you are such a slut (see slut)!

Brunette - Omg your twatiosity is overwhelming!

twatiosity by Blondie and Rawkitup June 9, 2005

twatometer 

When a person gets the impression that someone is acting like a complete bitch.

What a bitch! She is registering pretty high on the twatometer.

twatometer by Queen O Sarcasm December 20, 2009

Twatocity

A phrase to describe the unfortunate act some people engage in, well basically saying the stupidest things. Even the most intelligent people can and do fall foul of this.

Although not noted for his intellect George W. Bush is surely the master of this act.

"Half this game is 90% mentality" - Twatocity
Saying "phwoar!! Who farted?" Whilst visiting an incontinence patient. - Twatocity

President of Twatocity said this - "Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?"

Twatocity by Noj77 August 11, 2010