twatrocity

A nasty looking vagina. Combination of "twat" and "atrocity".

Dude 1: So you hooked up with Jenny last night?

Dude 2: Yeah dude, but her pussy was a twatrocity!

Dude 1: Bummer, dude!

by scatwagon defenestrator April 20, 2010

Tomtrocity

Someone who thinks he is the shit and the best at video games, especially Halo 3 but in reality hes a total noob. And plays to many social matches.

" Dude did you hear jim talking about how good he is at Halo 3?"

"Hes such a Tomtrocity!"

by Impulsin15 November 27, 2007

Tomtrocity

Someone who is a total noob at all video games especially Halo 3, but thinks he is the shit.

"Did you hear jim braging at how good he is at Halo 3?"

"Hes such a Tomtrocity!"

by Impulsin15 November 27, 2007

twatiosity

When a person or thing is being twat-like (see twat). Usually people that have mullets or are lacking in certain bodily parts.

Ginger - I hate you sooooooooo much, you are such a slut (see slut)!

Brunette - Omg your twatiosity is overwhelming!

by Blondie and Rawkitup June 9, 2005

Twatocity

A phrase to describe the unfortunate act some people engage in, well basically saying the stupidest things. Even the most intelligent people can and do fall foul of this.

Although not noted for his intellect George W. Bush is surely the master of this act.

"Half this game is 90% mentality" - Twatocity
Saying "phwoar!! Who farted?" Whilst visiting an incontinence patient. - Twatocity

President of Twatocity said this - "Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?"

by Noj77 August 11, 2010

Twatnicity

The level of Twatiness one person can achieve in any given time frame.

Her Twatnicity has really increased recently!

by Tassid July 24, 2023