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A phrase to describe the unfortunate act some people engage in, well basically saying the stupidest things. Even the most intelligent people can and do fall foul of this.

Although not noted for his intellect George W. Bush is surely the master of this act.
"Half this game is 90% mentality" - Twatocity
Saying "phwoar!! Who farted?" Whilst visiting an incontinence patient. - Twatocity

President of Twatocity said this - "Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?"
Twatocity by Noj77 August 11, 2010
Words you can keep

Tatecity 

A word to cover up the secret gay Andrew Tate porn stash channel held by the admins in every single discord server.
Dave: Tatecity is a myth and rumor, any discussion revolving around Tatecity will result in a permanent ban from our discord server and social isolation. Thank you for cooperating.

Jeremy: Literally 1984, everyone dm me for the tru-

Dave: Welp, he's gone. If anyone talks to him they are permanently banned as well.
Tatecity by An0nny442 March 18, 2023

twatrocity 

A nasty looking vagina. Combination of "twat" and "atrocity".
Dude 1: So you hooked up with Jenny last night?

Dude 2: Yeah dude, but her pussy was a twatrocity!

Dude 1: Bummer, dude!

twatiosity 

When a person or thing is being twat-like (see twat). Usually people that have mullets or are lacking in certain bodily parts.
Ginger - I hate you sooooooooo much, you are such a slut (see slut)!

Brunette - Omg your twatiosity is overwhelming!

Twatocolypse 

The twat to end all twats. The twat that was is and always will be. The inevitable end (caused by twats).
"THE TWATOCOLYPSE IS NIGH! REPENT!!! REPENT!!!!

Twatnicity

The level of Twatiness one person can achieve in any given time frame.
Her Twatnicity has really increased recently!
Twatnicity by Tassid July 24, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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