twatoid
twatoid by Uncle Bulgaria Luvva November 7, 2020
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Twatcident
I was spinning around with my phone on my hat to see if it would stay and I smashed my phone my twatcident.
Twatcident by Oogaflugen June 29, 2020
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Twatzoid
Twatzoid is a word commonly used to describe complete and utter twats. It was used in biblical times to describe judas, who is the second biggest twatzoid in the world after Hitler. Basically if you are a twatzoid you like and smell like shit and everyone wants you to choke on spunk
Amy: hey will you donate to charity
Ellen: No, fuck off you slutty hooker spunk face
Amy: why?
Ellen: piss off I hate your gross face
Amy: wow you're a twatzoid like Judas and Hitler
Ellen: shh
Amy: also I eat badger feet
Ellen: No, fuck off you slutty hooker spunk face
Amy: why?
Ellen: piss off I hate your gross face
Amy: wow you're a twatzoid like Judas and Hitler
Ellen: shh
Amy: also I eat badger feet
Twatzoid by wasting my life January 16, 2015
Twatdidilly
Someone who has several fat rolls that looks like rolling hills of California and wears a full body romper.
Twatdidilly by Reelz Tru April 15, 2023
Toe Rag
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
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Eternity leave
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
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