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Derived from the Guernsey dialect Patois,Twatois is the slang/swear sister language.

Originated and developed in 2005 by members of the Guernsey local music scene includes such words as chont and phrases like comedy bellend.
"Alright ya chont" - Twatois for cunt

"Allo Cunty!" typical Twatois greeting

Twatois by Rhi303 October 5, 2005
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twatistic 

a disorder that appears characterized by impairment of the ability to form normal social relationships, by impairment of the ability to communicate with others or even form a thought about something other than twat.
After Snatchface has a few beers in him he becomes twatistic.
twatistic by Portia Flynn October 14, 2006
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Twatosaurus

A person being a huge pain in the ass, whom you have a strong disliking for.

Or A very large vagina
Did you see Kaleigh today?
Was she being a Twatosaurus as usual?

Oh my God thats the biggest vagina Ive ever seen, its a Twatosaurus!

I got nervous her Twatosaurus was going to devour me
Twatosaurus by Eliza Pompus September 23, 2011

Twattishness 

Throwing the firework in the fire was twattishness behaviour
Twattishness by lou McCruff March 11, 2015
Describes someone who acts like a dick and doesn’t care
Rick, leaves his shit around all the fffing time, he is such a twatoid.
twatoid by Uncle Bulgaria Luvva November 7, 2020

Wankmongering Twatfish 

Used to insult a person with whom you have a severe dislike.
Rob lyons: hey
Me: you sir, are a wankmongering twatfish
Rob: hhuuuuurrrrrgggghhhh

Twatisaurus 

A crazy, and often, a certifiably insane female. Characteristics of a twatisaurus (Also known as a Twatisaurus Rex, or Twatisaur) include irritability, ignorance, lack of care for others, stupidity, and many other symptoms.

A twatisaurus resembles a very angry dinosaur on a rampage. See "PMS."
1. Krystal is such a twatisaurus when she isn't on bipolar medication.

2. Wayne only dates dumb twatisauruses that are half his age!
Twatisaurus by ChipmunkCheeks89 October 24, 2011
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Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

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Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

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Omg, the ramifications!”
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