Twatzoid

Twatzoid is a word commonly used to describe complete and utter twats. It was used in biblical times to describe judas, who is the second biggest twatzoid in the world after Hitler. Basically if you are a twatzoid you like and smell like shit and everyone wants you to choke on spunk

Amy: hey will you donate to charity
Ellen: No, fuck off you slutty hooker spunk face

Amy: why?
Ellen: piss off I hate your gross face
Amy: wow you're a twatzoid like Judas and Hitler

Ellen: shh
Amy: also I eat badger feet

by wasting my life January 16, 2015

twatoid

Describes someone who acts like a dick and doesn’t care

Rick, leaves his shit around all the fffing time, he is such a twatoid.

by Uncle Bulgaria Luvva November 7, 2020

Twatazoid

A more extreme version of twat. Invented by the Dutch in 1843 and used by the late Jeremy Beadle on a frequent basis. It is a great word to shout at a robot or a nun.

Oi, Gervais you twatazoid! You ain't funny or clever, go home you bell-end!

by Dave Shank February 12, 2008