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A dialectal colloquial term for the derrogatory slang word 'cunt', generally used in an offensive manner by the musical youth of Guernsey

"Fuck off you packish chont"

Chont by Chont master C July 18, 2005

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Chont

Guernsey dialect Twatois for cunt. Can be used in an offensive manner - see example (1), or as an affectionate greeting (2).

Originated in 2004-2005, alternative spellings include quont

Pronounced as (cont)or sometimes (tchont)

(1) "I fuckin' hate Marvin M....., what a chont"

(2) "ALRIGHT YA CHONT!"

Chont by Rhi303 October 5, 2005

Related Words

Chont • chonto • chontelle • chontay • Chonty • Chonta • chontae • Chontal • Chontaya • chonte

Chont

Softer version of cunt (pronounced cah with the C from the back of the throat with a rasp), originating from the island of Guernsey. Mostly used as a term of endearment

Alright ya chont?!

Chont by Slache December 19, 2021

Chont

A psychopath who invades the Ukrainian Sovereign state because he was bullied at school

Look at me… I’m a Chont

Chont by Pyschobabble March 3, 2022

Chantrea

She is the most caring, sweet, and understanding person ever. Always gorgeous, sarcastic, nice, and breath-taking. She can hold a conversation for hours. She knows the world better than anyone else. Not just travel wise, but emotion wise. She has been through a lot in more ways than one. But this gives her more of a drive to succeed. She most likely puts a lot of pressure on herself and over thinks things but she overcomes it in the end. They make the best friends.

"Chantrea is one of the smartest people i know."

Chantrea by bballer90 July 23, 2012

Chantel

Sweet and respectful girl. Laid back but brings the fun when she's with good friends. She can be goofy but has a serious side. Goal oriented and has a lot to offer in regards to her career and friendships.

Chantel knows how to have fun but is definitely about her business.

Chantel by georgiapeach308 January 5, 2017

chantilly high school

a school in Fairfax County, VA that is full of drug dealer suspects.

The kids at Chantilly High School smell like drugs and disappointment.

chantilly high school by your typical rising freshman August 3, 2017

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026