2 definitions by wasting my life

Twatzoid

Twatzoid is a word commonly used to describe complete and utter twats. It was used in biblical times to describe judas, who is the second biggest twatzoid in the world after Hitler. Basically if you are a twatzoid you like and smell like shit and everyone wants you to choke on spunk

Amy: hey will you donate to charity
Ellen: No, fuck off you slutty hooker spunk face

Amy: why?
Ellen: piss off I hate your gross face
Amy: wow you're a twatzoid like Judas and Hitler

Ellen: shh
Amy: also I eat badger feet

by wasting my life January 16, 2015

Lady Gay Gay

Lady Gay Gay meaning a spunky friend who licks you while you sleep and spams you with emojis. She is a known terrorist as she terrorises her so called 'friends' by attacking them with hate speech against pussy. She is known to smell vaginas. She also has a friend called slutty ho bag spunk face who also attacks people by pouncing on them with her huge bingo wings and flappy vagina.

Amy: hey Ellen you are such a Lady Gay Gay
Ellen: slol that must mean you're slutty ho bag spunk face
Amy: nah man. Now get out of the way I need to lure some kids into my van

Ellen: wait no I have a question first
Amy: go ahead lady Gay Gay
Ellen: do you want badger feet stew for lunch or badger feet lasagna??
Amy: stew duh! God you're such a pedo file man!
Ellen: lol I know. #noonelovesme
Amy:tru

Ellen: also I hump rabbits

by wasting my life January 27, 2015