twatle

to pound with hand numerous times to the head while groaning like they are gettin hit in the ass

Chuck stop twatling Juan

by Anonymous September 22, 2003

twatle

to hit numerous times with the palm of the hand, while screaming like they are getting it in the ass from somebody

"Chuck stop twatleing Juan"

by Anonymous September 22, 2003

twatle

Mo is this all the time and so is rick.

Rick and Mo

by sam October 14, 2003

Twatter

What the social media platform Twitter should be actually named. A mass group of Twats talking shite endlessly and thinking of themselves as modern-day Aristotles.

Mac was going to go on Twatter but realised he had a life and so closed the laptop and went out and met the world with a smile.

by LiberaceHudson September 24, 2017

twatterism

Any insult that includes a reference to female genitalia.

Harmony was angry at Geoff after he used a twatterism.

by The curious bibliophile September 11, 2018

Twale

Pronunciation: Twah(low) - leh(high)

It's a West African slang mostly used by Nigerians. When said, it's used to show respect, appreciation or salute someone with higher reputation or swag than you, or even jokingly with friends and family, most especially when you want something from them. For example: help or mostly money. It's said before and after the request has been granted.

In other words it's used for praising a person in other to get something.

When I saw the chief coming, I raised my hands up, stomped my feet and shouted, "twale sir!" and he gave me 50 Bucks immediately!

by Sammy Fash September 6, 2016

Twattery

Any behaviour which causes inconvenience to others.

Passengers arrived at the airport late and missed their flights due to train twattery.

by Stonecutters March 5, 2016