The twatiest of twats, the twat you call upon when faced with the toughest twattle (twat-battle) of your life. The one and only, twatiator.
by twatclamp August 11, 2017
A bloke whose behaviour leads to them never getting laid as twats literally clamp when they're around.
Did you see John on the dancefloor.... Such a twatclamp, the birds couldn't get further away from him if they tried.
by twatclamp October 14, 2016
You want me to work over the weekend so you can take a two week holiday? How about not you fucking megalomanitwat....
by twatclamp June 06, 2018