Urban Dictionary: Definitions by twatclamp

Megalomanitwat

An unrivalled twat who is delusional about their own self importance

You want me to work over the weekend so you can take a two week holiday? How about not you fucking megalomanitwat....

The twatiest of twats, the twat you call upon when faced with the toughest twattle (twat-battle) of your life. The one and only, twatiator.

John is a straight-up 100% twatclamp, but have you seen Fionn? He's the ultimate twatiator!

TWATIATOR by twatclamp August 13, 2017

A bloke whose behaviour leads to them never getting laid as twats literally clamp when they're around.

Did you see John on the dancefloor.... Such a twatclamp, the birds couldn't get further away from him if they tried.

Twatclamp by twatclamp October 13, 2016