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The term used to offend someone by calling them a vagina and a penis, at the same time.

Megan : Oh my god ! Georgina is such a twatknob.
Hayley : I know, i can't believe her!

twatknob by supergirl2k11 May 13, 2011

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twatknocker

a lesbian; a dyke; a girl who likes pussy.

man, i tried to play stinkfinger with traci behind the deep fryer during our break, but i found out she is a twatknocker.

twatknocker by the big dog May 11, 2006

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Twatnobbin

Twatnobbin is that asshole that pulls out in front of you at 60 and then only goes 30MPH.

A Twatnobbin is also that person that you pass and then tail gates the crap out of you.

Basically anyone who does not know how to drive.

*car pulls out in front of you* " That Twatnobbin!!!!!!"

Twatnobbin by Hampster7314 November 20, 2014

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Twatknocker

Someone who is a pain in the ass.

Jesse is a real twatknocker.

Twatknocker by loveisreal21 August 22, 2017

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twatknot

Insult. Origin unknown.

"Don't get your twat in a knot, you twatknot!"

twatknot by Alistair_123 October 1, 2005

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Twatknot

Big fat camel toe/ mouse knuckle

Marry had a very big twatknot

Twatknot by Big boy bluff May 28, 2019

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tantric twatknot

All female threesome

Sara, Nikki, and Toni were in a tantric twatknot when I walked into the house and I got a boner.

tantric twatknot by R Skye February 14, 2024

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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