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Twatknocker

Someone who is a pain in the ass.
Jesse is a real twatknocker.
Twatknocker by loveisreal21 August 22, 2017

Twatknacker 

That guy just smashed the bus windscreen! What a Twatknacker!!
Twatknacker by juannkerr October 4, 2013

Twitknocker 

People who spend a regular or excessive amount of time on the web site Twitter.
Joe is always on Twitter - what a Twitknocker!
Twitknocker by OhCurt March 14, 2009

Twat Knocker 

someone who is incredibly annoying or is just terrible at doing simple things such as everyday tasks.
Guy 1 "How do I-"
Guy 2 "YOU JUST PUT IT IN THE MICROWAVE YOU TWAT KNOCKER!!!!"
Twat Knocker by knockknockknock April 6, 2014

Twat-Knocker 

when your man is going down on you and once he looks up to watch you cum you punch him square in the face.
"Did you see Matt today ? his face is all busted; I bet his wife Twat-Knockered him"
Twat-Knocker by singletracklife June 10, 2016

Twatknackered

One who has been knackered by Twat.

Had enough of relationships (usually with females) due to their annoying behaviour and no longer can be bothered to play the relationships game.

To have been broken by a woman and no longer desire a relationship or encounter.
Man, I'm totally twatknackered, I aint into having a girlfriend at the moment. They're just too much trouble.
Twatknackered by Twatknackered March 31, 2010
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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