twatknocker

a lesbian; a dyke; a girl who likes pussy.

man, i tried to play stinkfinger with traci behind the deep fryer during our break, but i found out she is a twatknocker.

twatknocker by the big dog May 11, 2006

Twatknocker

Someone who is a pain in the ass.

Jesse is a real twatknocker.

Twatknocker by loveisreal21 August 22, 2017

Twatknacker 

A total idiot

That guy just smashed the bus windscreen! What a Twatknacker!!

Twatknacker by juannkerr October 4, 2013

Twitknocker 

People who spend a regular or excessive amount of time on the web site Twitter.

Joe is always on Twitter - what a Twitknocker!

Twitknocker by OhCurt March 14, 2009

Twat Knocker 

someone who is incredibly annoying or is just terrible at doing simple things such as everyday tasks.

Guy 1 "How do I-"
Guy 2 "YOU JUST PUT IT IN THE MICROWAVE YOU TWAT KNOCKER!!!!"

Twat Knocker by knockknockknock April 6, 2014

Twat-Knocker 

when your man is going down on you and once he looks up to watch you cum you punch him square in the face.

"Did you see Matt today ? his face is all busted; I bet his wife Twat-Knockered him"

Twat-Knocker by singletracklife June 10, 2016

Twatknackered

One who has been knackered by Twat.

Had enough of relationships (usually with females) due to their annoying behaviour and no longer can be bothered to play the relationships game.

To have been broken by a woman and no longer desire a relationship or encounter.

Man, I'm totally twatknackered, I aint into having a girlfriend at the moment. They're just too much trouble.

Twatknackered by Twatknackered March 31, 2010