twatit 

An (usually), unexpected and, (usually), unwelcome visit from a friend or someone you know, who may be, (or may not be), actually quite a loveable twat.

Hey Amy, I just got a bloody twatit from that idiot Stevie...(giggles), my god he's mostly pretty amusing but he can be a reet twat sometimes...

twatit by idiocracy62 February 27, 2024

Twatter 

What the social media platform Twitter should be actually named. A mass group of Twats talking shite endlessly and thinking of themselves as modern-day Aristotles.

Mac was going to go on Twatter but realised he had a life and so closed the laptop and went out and met the world with a smile.

Twatter by LiberaceHudson September 24, 2017

twatterism 

Any insult that includes a reference to female genitalia.

Harmony was angry at Geoff after he used a twatterism.

twatterism by The curious bibliophile September 11, 2018

Twattery 

Any behaviour which causes inconvenience to others.

Passengers arrived at the airport late and missed their flights due to train twattery.

Twattery by Stonecutters March 5, 2016

Twatter 

A pejorative word employed by intelligent individuals to describe Twitter, a contemporary sickness enveloping the universe at alarming rates. Those with Twatter in their lexicons have made a pledge to shun the micro blogging site, for they have actual lives imbued with experiences and enjoyments in real time with real people. Those who patronize Twitter with sickening regularity are often repulsed and deeply offended by Twatter references, claiming that 140 characters can change the world, "giving everybody a voice." It's a crock of shit of course, and like a leaking meat wallet, the only thing this technology represents is an opportunity for fucktards to demonstrate just how much they stink.

Trevor: "Did you see John's tweet last night about his date with Berta?"
Dave: "Yea, that guy is a raging douche nozzle. He's always on Twatter talking about himself and all his problems."

Twatter by Othercrisp Chalkr December 28, 2013

twattermelon

Very similar to a gunt, a pronounced bulge starting at the belt or rim of the pants, with the crotch area of the pants protruding outwards, creating a disgusting melon shape. Again, not quite a gut, not quite a cunt.

A gunt causes tremendous wardrobe problems. If she is not careful, she's going to give herself a twattermelon.

That is repulsive.

twattermelon by Revchu May 1, 2006

Twattage 

Noun; A numerical measurement of the extent to which a person is a twat. Similar to electrical wattage, the notable difference being that a higher twattage indicates a dimmer lightbulb rather than a brighter one.

1.

"Dude, that kid Eric is such a douchebag."

"Yeah, honestly, the twattage on that lightbulb must be at least 150."

2.

"That guy is such an asshole...what do you think the twattage on that lightbulb is?"

"Him? Definitely a 200 twatt lightbulb at least."

Twattage by gotterdammerung!!!! November 1, 2009