twatitosis 

When an odor resembling cod emanates from a female's crotch area. Individual will most likely try to blame someone else for the foul, repungent smell.

Sam has horrid twatitosis, she might consider washing that shit.

twatitosis by peachykeeny708 May 18, 2007

twatiosity 

When a person or thing is being twat-like (see twat). Usually people that have mullets or are lacking in certain bodily parts.

Ginger - I hate you sooooooooo much, you are such a slut (see slut)!

Brunette - Omg your twatiosity is overwhelming!

twatiosity by Blondie and Rawkitup June 9, 2005

twathtosis 

A disease that makes you smell bad that can only be passed from a bite from the creature Lisbeth, the beast has the worst smell imaginable called twath.

Guy1:" AHHHHH! I've been bit by a Lisbeth!"
Guy2: " I'm sorry man.... You have Twathtosis."
Guy1:"Kill me! I can't go on living smelling like Lisbeth for the rest of my life."
(1 gun shot)
(Guy2 cries)

twathtosis by stanmaman April 29, 2014

twatitis 

The inflammation of the upper twat lips resulting in the twat appearing to be smiling.

-Yo....my I hooked up w a girl.last night who had a smiling vagina bro. It was insane.

-dude, shes got twatitis man. You better get checked.

twatitis by Bid Daddy Ding Dong March 4, 2021