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The inflammation of the upper twat lips resulting in the twat appearing to be smiling.
-Yo....my I hooked up w a girl.last night who had a smiling vagina bro. It was insane.

-dude, shes got twatitis man. You better get checked.
by Bid Daddy Ding Dong March 04, 2021
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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