twatitis

The inflammation of the upper twat lips resulting in the twat appearing to be smiling.

-Yo....my I hooked up w a girl.last night who had a smiling vagina bro. It was insane.

-dude, shes got twatitis man. You better get checked.

by Bid Daddy Ding Dong March 4, 2021

twatitosis

When an odor resembling cod emanates from a female's crotch area. Individual will most likely try to blame someone else for the foul, repungent smell.

Sam has horrid twatitosis, she might consider washing that shit.

by peachykeeny708 May 18, 2007

Twattishness

The situation caused by a twat

Throwing the firework in the fire was twattishness behaviour

by lou McCruff March 11, 2015

twattish

Having qualities of a twat.

Eminem is brimming with twattish lyrics.

by H TO THE ARLOT December 11, 2002

Twativist

A portmanteau of Twitter and Activist: someone who hides behind Twitter to be a complete arse about something in the hopes of getting featured in The Daily Mail (UK) or Fox News (US)

That idiot whinging about cobolt in electric cars…he’s such a twativist.

by MrChibwe February 5, 2022

twattish

Something which gives out the distinct impression that it ought to be a twat even if it doesn't look like one

Erm, i could try to be sensible, but instead i'm going to be both "witty" and "biting" and say YOUR MUMMA!





Sorry

by LordBlunkey July 22, 2004

Fuckin twattish cunt

You.

Your a fuckin twattish cunt

by Pattylorde October 1, 2016