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Twatisaurus 

A crazy, and often, a certifiably insane female. Characteristics of a twatisaurus (Also known as a Twatisaurus Rex, or Twatisaur) include irritability, ignorance, lack of care for others, stupidity, and many other symptoms.

A twatisaurus resembles a very angry dinosaur on a rampage. See "PMS."
1. Krystal is such a twatisaurus when she isn't on bipolar medication.

2. Wayne only dates dumb twatisauruses that are half his age!
Twatisaurus by ChipmunkCheeks89 October 24, 2011
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twatisaurus 

something a chick would call her best friend if she was being annoying or dumb.
Jordan: stfu you twatisaurus!
Mattie: lol!
twatisaurus by JordyNicole January 13, 2011

Twatosaurus

A person being a huge pain in the ass, whom you have a strong disliking for.

Or A very large vagina
Did you see Kaleigh today?
Was she being a Twatosaurus as usual?

Oh my God thats the biggest vagina Ive ever seen, its a Twatosaurus!

I got nervous her Twatosaurus was going to devour me
Twatosaurus by Eliza Pompus September 23, 2011

twatasaurus rex 

look at that hair coming out of maddies bikini. she is one hell of a twatasaurus rex.
twatasaurus rex by chris lucas April 26, 2006

twatasaurus rex 

1. A female sexual predator.
A female exhibiting vile, offensive and inappropriate sexual behavior.
"That twatasaurus rex tried to take my boyfriend home while I was in the bathroom".
twatasaurus rex by Maura Greene November 6, 2006

Mystical twatasaurous 

the vag u can never get....
"goddamn i had a dream last night about that mystical twatasaurous..."

titisaurus 

A big angry woman with huge tits.
Damn, Look at that Titisaurus knock over that building.
titisaurus by Dannyjohn January 29, 2017
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