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twatbadger 

the ultimate insult, often used by penguins in cartoons.
Jeff the penguin: i forgot your birthday
Bob the penguin: you twatbadger
twatbadger by Bob Fulstow October 30, 2004

teabaggery 

1) The continuous act of teabagging.
2) Leaving your "tea bag" exposed or soaking in the mouth of another.
3) Enjoying a drink called the "craptain teabag" (made of captain morgan and iced tea)
Levere's constant teabaggery has left his balls exposed to the elements

-Can I get a double captain and iced tea?

-Sorry sir we don't condone teabaggery at this establishment.

Open your mouth and say ah. Here comes a nightsworth of teabaggery ho.
teabaggery by dr. seif October 15, 2011

twatbadger 

An older woman's slightly greying pubic hair.
Vanessa lifted her skirt, displaying her well-trimmed twatbadger.
twatbadger by kartoffelkopf October 6, 2016

Dark Dark Road to Teabaggery 

1. A time when numerous drunk men, ala a bachelor party, are without women and are falling asleep.
"I watched Al fall asleep, it looks like he is taking the Dark Dark Road to Teabaggery."

wet teabaggery 

The telling of outlandish stories and making of outrageous requests for the sake of the lulz.
Jeffery: Man, my dog ate my bicycle, can I have 100 bucks for a new one?

Steve: Man, that's just a load of wet teabaggery!
wet teabaggery by slurpstur April 9, 2010

twatbuggery

1. Literally, it means to stick it in the cunt and call out ass. Functionally, it means to pretend to be a lot cooler than you actually are.
"Dude, you fucking suck! You told me you got an IBM computer, but all you got is a fucking Compaq! You fucking twatbugger!
twatbuggery by Qwleo April 27, 2005