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Twatdangle 

Absurd stunt involving David Blaine hanging upside-down above a NYC ice-rink for a couple of minutes, duly extended to mean any publicity-grabbing gig exposing the protagonist as a complete "twatdangle".

From Old English "Twattendang", from the Viking "Twtdnglersk", meaning to hang from the rigging of a longship in an attempt to impress your shipmates.
"Hey, did you see the upside-down David Blain thing? That was like so cool."

"Nah, the guy came down after two minutes for a piss. It was a total twatdangle."
Twatdangle by biglel March 4, 2009

Twatclanger 

The female equivalent of 'Cockwomble'

Especially if she holds any position of authority
That burger place is extensively staffed by Cockwombles & Twatclangers
Twatclanger by JoKitsch October 28, 2014

twatalingus 

When a person is so much more than a bitch!
Gloria is such a twatalingus!
twatalingus by Zoie Snow January 4, 2009

Twatdangle 

The act of being David Blaine and hanging upside down.
Jim: Hear about David Blaine?
Sally: Oh, the guy thats being a twatdangle in New York?
Twatdangle by The3rdNuisance January 13, 2009

twatranger 

Wow look at all these twatrangers at the bar tonight!
twatranger by jjoking May 29, 2018

Twaterang 

Twaterang: (n.) A twat who, despite you best efforts, keeps coming back, like a boomerang.
Office worker 1: Oh gods; I made the mistake of helping this twat, and now, whenever he needs help, he comes to me. I can't get rid of him.
Office worker 2: Yeah, he's such a twaterang.
Twaterang by BigDuggles January 17, 2020