twatability

Doing an absolute moronic or offensive thing due to human nature and having no viable excuse for those actions. Twatability is within all of us, and should be used as an excuse for any unreasonable action, such as kicking or slapping a person.

Eg. 1
"Excuse me sir, you can't cut in line."
"Sorry, I have twatability, soooooo"

Eg. 2
"Hey Stan, remember that one time you kicked me in the balls so hard I had to go to the hospital?"
"Yeah?"
"Well..."
"Oh, no, no no no no no no no no. No. I have twatability, so you can't get me back."
"Well, so do I, so on an entirely different note..."

by mcemzy April 19, 2018

Tuftability

The ability of talking and/or writing nonsense (especially during verbal or written exams), conveying absurd ideas, presenting extravagant foolishness or frivolity as a real cool idea or academically proven. Accordingly a tuft is a statement made without regard for its truth, accuracy, or veracity. Tuft is distinguished from a lie because a lie is a knowing falsehood, while tuft simply does not care whether it is true or false. Nonsense. Shit that isn't real, is unproven, or is made-up.

During the upcoming exam of European Foreign Policy I'm going to use my tuftability more than ever.

by sam.equivocus June 29, 2014

tweetability

The ability to consistently create important tweets without going over the top. Relaying the most important information of your day.

Joey: "Dude have you read Nick's tweets?"

Kevin: "Why?"

Joey: "They are too dank. He's got some major tweetability."

by graftonsoccer1021 March 21, 2011

Toastability

How well a toaster waffle can be toasted.

The Nature's Path blueberry waffle has S tier toastability.

by WaffleMaster123 November 11, 2021

Tractability

ADJ: Used to describe the effectiveness of methods used to trace and track down criminals.

Commissioner, we commend you for the tractability of this operation.

by KEkdisone January 29, 2022

twistability

using wire instead of a zip tie or cable tie where strength is needed.

I'm going to use fencing wire to tie the mudguard on the Holey Goat, It's twistability makes it more suitable than a zip tie in this application. the more you twist it, the tighter it gets (just before it snaps)

by fartiscrubs February 6, 2022