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twatability

Doing an absolute moronic or offensive thing due to human nature and having no viable excuse for those actions. Twatability is within all of us, and should be used as an excuse for any unreasonable action, such as kicking or slapping a person.
Eg. 1
"Excuse me sir, you can't cut in line."
"Sorry, I have twatability, soooooo"

Eg. 2
"Hey Stan, remember that one time you kicked me in the balls so hard I had to go to the hospital?"
"Yeah?"
"Well..."
"Oh, no, no no no no no no no no. No. I have twatability, so you can't get me back."
"Well, so do I, so on an entirely different note..."
twatability by mcemzy April 19, 2018

tweetability 

The ability to consistently create important tweets without going over the top. Relaying the most important information of your day.
Joey: "Dude have you read Nick's tweets?"

Kevin: "Why?"

Joey: "They are too dank. He's got some major tweetability."

Toastability 

How well a toaster waffle can be toasted.
The Nature's Path blueberry waffle has S tier toastability.
Toastability by WaffleMaster123 November 11, 2021

trisability 

A set of three disabilities that are simultaneously present
I’m deaf with autism and ADHD. I have a trisability.
trisability by moonman239 May 29, 2024

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026