Tuftability

The ability of talking and/or writing nonsense (especially during verbal or written exams), conveying absurd ideas, presenting extravagant foolishness or frivolity as a real cool idea or academically proven. Accordingly a tuft is a statement made without regard for its truth, accuracy, or veracity. Tuft is distinguished from a lie because a lie is a knowing falsehood, while tuft simply does not care whether it is true or false. Nonsense. Shit that isn't real, is unproven, or is made-up.

During the upcoming exam of European Foreign Policy I'm going to use my tuftability more than ever.

by sam.equivocus June 29, 2014

twatability

Doing an absolute moronic or offensive thing due to human nature and having no viable excuse for those actions. Twatability is within all of us, and should be used as an excuse for any unreasonable action, such as kicking or slapping a person.

Eg. 1
"Excuse me sir, you can't cut in line."
"Sorry, I have twatability, soooooo"

Eg. 2
"Hey Stan, remember that one time you kicked me in the balls so hard I had to go to the hospital?"
"Yeah?"
"Well..."
"Oh, no, no no no no no no no no. No. I have twatability, so you can't get me back."
"Well, so do I, so on an entirely different note..."

by mcemzy April 19, 2018

Turnability

The ability to turn better. as in a vehicle.

I chose the ferrari bcuz it had way better turnability.

Hey man look at the turnability on that car.

by tofu3000 June 13, 2011

Turntability

Being able to turn up. Having the ability to turn up.

Ye boii, Amy's party finna be LIT.

Yeah, turntability.

by Turtapintheback December 12, 2016

Tugability

The force of which it is required for an object to have motion in the horizontal direction, usually clockwise or counterclockwise in a back and forth motion.

Bob - "My turret has more tugability." Kenton - "Nah bro, my turret has mad tugability."

by Leader - Posh and Prosperous January 12, 2026