tweetability 

The ability to consistently create important tweets without going over the top. Relaying the most important information of your day.

Joey: "Dude have you read Nick's tweets?"

Kevin: "Why?"

Joey: "They are too dank. He's got some major tweetability."

tweetability by graftonsoccer1021 March 21, 2011

twatability

Doing an absolute moronic or offensive thing due to human nature and having no viable excuse for those actions. Twatability is within all of us, and should be used as an excuse for any unreasonable action, such as kicking or slapping a person.

Eg. 1
"Excuse me sir, you can't cut in line."
"Sorry, I have twatability, soooooo"

Eg. 2
"Hey Stan, remember that one time you kicked me in the balls so hard I had to go to the hospital?"
"Yeah?"
"Well..."
"Oh, no, no no no no no no no no. No. I have twatability, so you can't get me back."
"Well, so do I, so on an entirely different note..."

twatability by mcemzy April 19, 2018

tweetabilities 

The ability to continuously tweet.

She's got some mad tweetabilities right there; her tweets constantly fill my home page with new updates.

tweetabilities by tweeber January 19, 2010

twistability

using wire instead of a zip tie or cable tie where strength is needed.

I'm going to use fencing wire to tie the mudguard on the Holey Goat, It's twistability makes it more suitable than a zip tie in this application. the more you twist it, the tighter it gets (just before it snaps)

twistability by fartiscrubs February 6, 2022