twanson 

A twenty dollar bill

Do you have change for a twanson?
yeah, I have a half twanson and 2 quarter twansons.

how much is a gram going for these days?
ohh dudde a twanson

twanson by unicornprincess November 25, 2011

TWANSON DIAMOND

The diamond shaped space between the thighs on a female body, just below the crotch. The twanson diamond is most commonly seen between the legs of a slimmy or a thick woman that wears very... very tight pants.

1: "Man, she got that gap!"

2: "Yeah, that is definately the Twanson Diamond."

TWANSON DIAMOND by Z1r0 December 9, 2008

Twatson 

The average Twatson is 6'2" and weighs 220 lb. It inhabits northern New Jersey but can also be found in Arkansas or Maine, depending on the season. Its diet primarily consists of Jets and Diet Cokes from the Parkwood Deli, although it also enjoys the cock. Twatsons are incredibly fucking stupid and uncoordinated. They are always seen squinting and have an abnormally-sized big toe.

Twatson: Did you guys know that the national sport of Arkansas is driving?

Twatson by rectumranger31 April 21, 2010

Twanton 

The physics of being a God

Teacher: Hey sunduu did you study for your science test?
Sunduu: No but I have been studying Twanton!

Twanton by Twanton Gangon June 4, 2018

Emma Twatson 

Emma "Twatson" is one of the more vulgar nick names a person dubs one British "actress" Emma Watson. Usually, only the most hateful of anti-Emma Watson persons are liable to use this name.

Anti-Emma #1: Urgh, look it's that one what's-her-bimbo on TV. What's hername? Ellen Dotson? Emma Twatson?
Anti-Emma #2: Yeah, the later of the two....
Rabid Fan Girl: OMG!!!!11! Yur al sooooo jealouzof hur! Emmaz teh prettiest, hottest gurl evah! Eleventy!One!!! Lyk OMG!!!
Anti-Emmas in unison: STFU

Emma Twatson by Peaseblossom85 July 15, 2006

Twatsonated 

the state of being used and abused by a girl who doesnt shave her twat.

DUDE!!!! You have been twatsonated.

Twatsonated by T bud2 December 16, 2008

Twansin 

a twenty dollar bill or equaling the amount of twenty.

"Yo, can I get a twansin from you?"
" Trying to spot me a twansin?"
" I got ALL this for under a twansin"

Twansin by Geno Twansin December 27, 2011