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Do you have change for a twanson?
yeah, I have a half twanson and 2 quarter twansons.

how much is a gram going for these days?
ohh dudde a twanson

twanson by unicornprincess November 25, 2011

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TWANSON DIAMOND

The diamond shaped space between the thighs on a female body, just below the crotch. The twanson diamond is most commonly seen between the legs of a slimmy or a thick woman that wears very... very tight pants.

1: "Man, she got that gap!"

2: "Yeah, that is definately the Twanson Diamond."

TWANSON DIAMOND by Z1r0 December 9, 2008

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twanson • TWANSON DIAMOND • Twatson • Tanson • Transon • Transona • Twansin • Twanton • Twatsonated • Twayson

Twatson

The average Twatson is 6'2" and weighs 220 lb. It inhabits northern New Jersey but can also be found in Arkansas or Maine, depending on the season. Its diet primarily consists of Jets and Diet Cokes from the Parkwood Deli, although it also enjoys the cock. Twatsons are incredibly fucking stupid and uncoordinated. They are always seen squinting and have an abnormally-sized big toe.

Twatson: Did you guys know that the national sport of Arkansas is driving?

Twatson by rectumranger31 April 21, 2010

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Twanton

The physics of being a God

Teacher: Hey sunduu did you study for your science test?
Sunduu: No but I have been studying Twanton!

Twanton by Twanton Gangon June 4, 2018

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Emma Twatson

Emma "Twatson" is one of the more vulgar nick names a person dubs one British "actress" Emma Watson. Usually, only the most hateful of anti-Emma Watson persons are liable to use this name.

Anti-Emma #1: Urgh, look it's that one what's-her-bimbo on TV. What's hername? Ellen Dotson? Emma Twatson?
Anti-Emma #2: Yeah, the later of the two....
Rabid Fan Girl: OMG!!!!11! Yur al sooooo jealouzof hur! Emmaz teh prettiest, hottest gurl evah! Eleventy!One!!! Lyk OMG!!!
Anti-Emmas in unison: STFU

Emma Twatson by Peaseblossom85 July 15, 2006

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Twatsonated

the state of being used and abused by a girl who doesnt shave her twat.

DUDE!!!! You have been twatsonated.

Twatsonated by T bud2 December 16, 2008

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Twansin

a twenty dollar bill or equaling the amount of twenty.

"Yo, can I get a twansin from you?"
" Trying to spot me a twansin?"
" I got ALL this for under a twansin"

Twansin by Geno Twansin December 27, 2011

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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