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1.) A group of people who claim to love Super Junior, but don't accept the whole Super Junior Family. Super Junior was originally a 13-member South Korean boy band of mass popularity. SM Entertainment tried to introduce 17-year-old Chinese-Canadian Henry Lau as the 14th member, but because a large amount of Korean fans went apeshit SM had to backtrack, and claim that Henry was never a part of the original group, and only going to be a part of a sub-group, SJM along with Zhou Mi.
These people that say they only support the original 13 are also know for ridiculing, criticizing, booing off the stage, and sending death threats to the additional two members.
Only13-ers accept and reject information at will, and completely ignore the fact that the rest of Super Junior love and accept Henry and Zhou Mi. The numerous times various members say that they don't accept fans that bash their fellow members also seems to fall of deaf ears.
2.) People who are just plain illogical, and won't listen when even their favorite member of the group tells them to STFU and GTFO if they're going to bash Henry or Zhou Mi.
3.) People who have no respect for human emotions because they have no basic human decency.
4.) People who support something that doesn't even exist anymore, since one member, Hangeng, left the group completely to pursue his own career.
These people that say they only support the original 13 are also know for ridiculing, criticizing, booing off the stage, and sending death threats to the additional two members.
Only13-ers accept and reject information at will, and completely ignore the fact that the rest of Super Junior love and accept Henry and Zhou Mi. The numerous times various members say that they don't accept fans that bash their fellow members also seems to fall of deaf ears.
2.) People who are just plain illogical, and won't listen when even their favorite member of the group tells them to STFU and GTFO if they're going to bash Henry or Zhou Mi.
3.) People who have no respect for human emotions because they have no basic human decency.
4.) People who support something that doesn't even exist anymore, since one member, Hangeng, left the group completely to pursue his own career.
Ex. #1:
Only13 Person: I hate Henry and Zhou Mi! I wish they would die! there are only 13 members of Super Junior. Heechul-Oppa, I love you!
Kim Heechul: I don't accept the people who bash my members! The fans who try to hurt my friends aren't my real fans!
Ex. #2:
Only13 People *chanting*: We will protect Super Junior! Only 13! Only 13! Only -
Siwon: BE QUIET!!!!
Only13 Person: I hate Henry and Zhou Mi! I wish they would die! there are only 13 members of Super Junior. Heechul-Oppa, I love you!
Kim Heechul: I don't accept the people who bash my members! The fans who try to hurt my friends aren't my real fans!
Ex. #2:
Only13 People *chanting*: We will protect Super Junior! Only 13! Only 13! Only -
Siwon: BE QUIET!!!!
by Peaseblossom85 August 7, 2011
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- was picked on in school.
- Continues to be bitter about being picked on in school, even though it was 10-20 years ago.
- Is easily embarrassed and therefore has allot of pent-up frustrations from ages ago.
- Tends to be chubby or all-out fat; but if they lost weight, they'll either make fun of people who still are fat or deny that they ever were fat, or both.
- Tend to be "hard core" feminists.
- Despite being a feminist, this chick seems to think all other women are either stupid or weak.
- Are sometimes accute Britishism Whores, acting allot more worldly than they actually are.
- Refuses to admit they're wrong and seem to believe everyone wants to know their opinion.
- Want to be like the character they created online, but simply don't have the balls.
- Are actually cowards.
A girl with The Alpha-Bitch Facade claims allot of shit in their Live Journals: they claim they're tougher than they really are and more oftin than not, what ever they claim they SAID in any given situation, they only THOUGHT.
If caught being a hypocrite, a girl like this will say something like, "Hey, I already admitted I'm a hypocrite and a bitch, get over it!" As if this excuses the fact that she's a hypocrite and a bitch. They tend to believe that, if they said it first, they have lisence to be that way and no one can call them on it.
Basically:
Online = pissy, assertive, confident bitch.
Real World = sniveling, bitter coward.
Any chick with The Alpha-Bitch Facade would probably - no - she would definitely shit herself if she met a person on the street that she mouthed-off to Online.
- was picked on in school.
- Continues to be bitter about being picked on in school, even though it was 10-20 years ago.
- Is easily embarrassed and therefore has allot of pent-up frustrations from ages ago.
- Tends to be chubby or all-out fat; but if they lost weight, they'll either make fun of people who still are fat or deny that they ever were fat, or both.
- Tend to be "hard core" feminists.
- Despite being a feminist, this chick seems to think all other women are either stupid or weak.
- Are sometimes accute Britishism Whores, acting allot more worldly than they actually are.
- Refuses to admit they're wrong and seem to believe everyone wants to know their opinion.
- Want to be like the character they created online, but simply don't have the balls.
- Are actually cowards.
A girl with The Alpha-Bitch Facade claims allot of shit in their Live Journals: they claim they're tougher than they really are and more oftin than not, what ever they claim they SAID in any given situation, they only THOUGHT.
If caught being a hypocrite, a girl like this will say something like, "Hey, I already admitted I'm a hypocrite and a bitch, get over it!" As if this excuses the fact that she's a hypocrite and a bitch. They tend to believe that, if they said it first, they have lisence to be that way and no one can call them on it.
Basically:
Online = pissy, assertive, confident bitch.
Real World = sniveling, bitter coward.
Any chick with The Alpha-Bitch Facade would probably - no - she would definitely shit herself if she met a person on the street that she mouthed-off to Online.
Girl with The Alpha-Bitch-Facade: look, it's like this... my dog is fine most of the time, but won't tollerate other bitches on her turf. I'm the same way: I can tollerate most other women, but if another alpha female comes around, I'll rip her face off. So get out of the way you slow fat bitch!!!!
Real Person: oh, shut the fuck up, you stupid hypocrite; everyone knows you're just some bitter Trekkie. You're using The Alpha-Bitch Facade to make people think you're actually worth a shit.
Alpha-Bitch Facade: I'll say whatever the fuck I want! If I saw you on the street, I'd beat the shit out of you!
Real Person: you're in luck! I happen to know where you work and I'll be more than willing to drop by this evening and meet you in the parking lot....
Alpha-Bitch Facade:
*blubbers uncontrollably before quitting her job and moving*
Real Person: oh, shut the fuck up, you stupid hypocrite; everyone knows you're just some bitter Trekkie. You're using The Alpha-Bitch Facade to make people think you're actually worth a shit.
Alpha-Bitch Facade: I'll say whatever the fuck I want! If I saw you on the street, I'd beat the shit out of you!
Real Person: you're in luck! I happen to know where you work and I'll be more than willing to drop by this evening and meet you in the parking lot....
Alpha-Bitch Facade:
*blubbers uncontrollably before quitting her job and moving*
by Peaseblossom85 September 21, 2008
Get the The Alpha-Bitch Facade mug.A suethor is an author of fan fiction that has the habbit of creating characters that are annoyingly perfect. Suethors are usually between the ages of 11 and 16 who use terrible grammar, unreadable spelling and get highly offended when someone gives their story criticism. Suethos seem to run most rampt in the Harry Potter and Lord of The Rings fandoms. Suethors can be incredibly abbusive to those who don't give the Suethor's stories glowing reviews and may GO ALL CAPS if one makes any suggestions, accusing therm of flaming and trying to crush the Suethor's creativity. A Suethor may suck her sock puppets on the accused person or simply send them nasty e-mails.
Most popular Harry Potter Mary Sue of all time:
The American transfer student.
Most popular Harry Potter Mary Sue of all time:
The American transfer student.
Reviewer: Um, look - your character is a total Mary Sue and there is allot of work that can be done to make the story more bearable, plausable and over-all, less sucky.
Suethor: LYKE OMGWTFBBQ!!!!111! U BETTR STOP TRASHIN' MY CHARRIES CUZ SHEZ A BADAZZ GURRL WHO CN KICK UR AZZ! WTF ARE YOU DOIN' ACTING LIKE A TOTAL BITCH TO ME AND MY CHARRIES? GO TO HELL, LYKE OMG!!! ELEVENTYONE!!
Reviewer: ...um, no....
Suethor: LYKE OMGWTFBBQ!!!!111! U BETTR STOP TRASHIN' MY CHARRIES CUZ SHEZ A BADAZZ GURRL WHO CN KICK UR AZZ! WTF ARE YOU DOIN' ACTING LIKE A TOTAL BITCH TO ME AND MY CHARRIES? GO TO HELL, LYKE OMG!!! ELEVENTYONE!!
Reviewer: ...um, no....
by Peaseblossom85 September 8, 2008
Get the Suethor mug.A Sad Little Woman-Hater is a male Urban Dictionary user who makes up definitions that insult, put down and abuse woman in their "definitions" of implausable, made-up sexual acts. Usually involving violence and insults, these men are ALWAYS one of the following:
- gay and bitter.
- straight and bitter.
- a virgin and bitter.
A Sad Little Woman-Hater is usually bitter, spitefull and resentful of the opposite sex due to the vast ammount of rejection they get. In a typecally testosterone-driven passive-aggressive manner, these pathetic human beings vent their frustrations out by submitting rediculously idiotic definitions to the Urban Dictionary, depicting violent acts against women.
The made-up sexual acts will never be performed by the Sad Little Woman-Haters themselves, because they know that any woman would beat them to a pulp if they even tried... making them even more bitter and spitefull, thus driving them to submit even more stupid definitions.
- gay and bitter.
- straight and bitter.
- a virgin and bitter.
A Sad Little Woman-Hater is usually bitter, spitefull and resentful of the opposite sex due to the vast ammount of rejection they get. In a typecally testosterone-driven passive-aggressive manner, these pathetic human beings vent their frustrations out by submitting rediculously idiotic definitions to the Urban Dictionary, depicting violent acts against women.
The made-up sexual acts will never be performed by the Sad Little Woman-Haters themselves, because they know that any woman would beat them to a pulp if they even tried... making them even more bitter and spitefull, thus driving them to submit even more stupid definitions.
A Sad Little Woman-Hater will submit something allong the following definitions:
(Note: All of these have realy been submitted to the Urban Dictionary)
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DUMPSTER DUNK:
When you take out the day's garbage to the dumpster you see a homeless woman sleeping inside. So you jump in and fuck the shit out of her and make a big gooey mess all over her with your cum. As you get out yell "Get a job you bum!"
and then throw all of the garbage on her. THIS IS CALLED THE DUMPSTER DUNK!
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pissed off pirate:
while having sexual intercourse with a female, the male pulls out and ejaculates in the woman's eye. Simultaneously, he stamps on the woman's foot. This causes the female to hop on one leg while covering her eye like a pissed off pirate.
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J poke
To penetrate the spincter of a chunky, dirty, emo girl with one's pongo (refer to the definition of pongo)
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Back baps:
The phenomina of a woman being so fat, they have developed breasts on their shoulder blades.
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* The Sad Little Woman-Hater who submitted "pissed off pirate"is likely to be both a bitter virgin and a bitter gay man, obviously knowing nothing about woman-kind.
(Note: All of these have realy been submitted to the Urban Dictionary)
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DUMPSTER DUNK:
When you take out the day's garbage to the dumpster you see a homeless woman sleeping inside. So you jump in and fuck the shit out of her and make a big gooey mess all over her with your cum. As you get out yell "Get a job you bum!"
and then throw all of the garbage on her. THIS IS CALLED THE DUMPSTER DUNK!
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pissed off pirate:
while having sexual intercourse with a female, the male pulls out and ejaculates in the woman's eye. Simultaneously, he stamps on the woman's foot. This causes the female to hop on one leg while covering her eye like a pissed off pirate.
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J poke
To penetrate the spincter of a chunky, dirty, emo girl with one's pongo (refer to the definition of pongo)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Back baps:
The phenomina of a woman being so fat, they have developed breasts on their shoulder blades.
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* The Sad Little Woman-Hater who submitted "pissed off pirate"is likely to be both a bitter virgin and a bitter gay man, obviously knowing nothing about woman-kind.
by Peaseblossom85 September 8, 2008
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- weather BEING emo is cool or not
- weather "emo" music is good or bad.
- weather emo is "scene" or not.
- what emos look like and weather this is good or bad
- what emos act like and weather it's good or bad.
- weather emos are "posures" are not.
- weather emo is blah blah-bla, bla bla bla bla-blah. BLAH-BLA BLAH! OMGWTF!!!11!LOL!
Weather one is for or against Emo, there are more useless "definitions" on Emo on this site, than you could ever hope to shake a stick at.
- weather BEING emo is cool or not
- weather "emo" music is good or bad.
- weather emo is "scene" or not.
- what emos look like and weather this is good or bad
- what emos act like and weather it's good or bad.
- weather emos are "posures" are not.
- weather emo is blah blah-bla, bla bla bla bla-blah. BLAH-BLA BLAH! OMGWTF!!!11!LOL!
Weather one is for or against Emo, there are more useless "definitions" on Emo on this site, than you could ever hope to shake a stick at.
The Emo Argument is something to this effect:
Anti-Emo Idiot: stupid emo fucks are douche bag gay ass faggots! Bloo bla-blah!
Pro-Emo Idiot: Hey fuckers, emo is cool and shit! Emo has been around since blah-blah-blah!!!
Anti-Emo Idiot: metal kicks emo's ass! My Chemical Romance is faggoty pussy emo music! Blah, bla bla blah! Bloo blah!
Normal Person: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, GET THE FUCK OVER YOURSELVES!!!!
Anti-Emo Idiot: stupid emo fucks are douche bag gay ass faggots! Bloo bla-blah!
Pro-Emo Idiot: Hey fuckers, emo is cool and shit! Emo has been around since blah-blah-blah!!!
Anti-Emo Idiot: metal kicks emo's ass! My Chemical Romance is faggoty pussy emo music! Blah, bla bla blah! Bloo blah!
Normal Person: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, GET THE FUCK OVER YOURSELVES!!!!
by Peaseblossom85 September 8, 2008
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ED: OMG, STFU! Yur so unfunny and shit and crap!!!eleventy!!!11
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ED: OMG, STFU! Yur so unfunny and shit and crap!!!eleventy!!!11
Regular Human Being:....e-elite, my ass.
by Peaseblossom85 September 7, 2008
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There is an extreme shortage of the Irish Sandwich in our world....
That's why the Gods created Fannon!
FanGirl #1 "One Irish Sandwich, coming up -"
FanGirl #2 "Oy! Add a slice of Canadian Bacon, will ya?"
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FanGirl #1 "One Irish Sandwich, coming up -"
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