35 definitions by Peaseblossom85
Emma "Twatson" is one of the more vulgar nick names a person dubs one British "actress" Emma Watson. Usually, only the most hateful of anti-Emma Watson persons are liable to use this name.
Anti-Emma #1: Urgh, look it's that one what's-her-bimbo on TV. What's hername? Ellen Dotson? Emma Twatson?
Anti-Emma #2: Yeah, the later of the two....
Rabid Fan Girl: OMG!!!!11! Yur al sooooo jealouzof hur! Emmaz teh prettiest, hottest gurl evah! Eleventy!One!!! Lyk OMG!!!
Anti-Emmas in unison: STFU
Anti-Emma #2: Yeah, the later of the two....
Rabid Fan Girl: OMG!!!!11! Yur al sooooo jealouzof hur! Emmaz teh prettiest, hottest gurl evah! Eleventy!One!!! Lyk OMG!!!
Anti-Emmas in unison: STFU
by Peaseblossom85 July 15, 2006
A British, "actress" who tried and fails to play the roll of Hermione Granger in the series Harry Potter.
Known for her radical facial expressions, bra-stuffing, fake-N-Bake tanning and wild gestures as well as her wooden acting. Watson herself said that she auditioned for the roll in Harry Potter, "As a joke." and didn't really expect anything of it. Now that the big bucks are being raked in, I'm sure she's all for it now.
Watson pushed entirely too hard at trying to break away from the Hermione look when that look and sound is what she's being paid for. Watson insists that she has a better fashion sense than Hermione when JK Rowling never made any kind of statement on what Hermione would wear besides her school uniform. And besides, has she looked in the mirror lately? If she calls a trash bag with a designer label "fashinable" Emma Watson must be living in a world all her own.
Known for her radical facial expressions, bra-stuffing, fake-N-Bake tanning and wild gestures as well as her wooden acting. Watson herself said that she auditioned for the roll in Harry Potter, "As a joke." and didn't really expect anything of it. Now that the big bucks are being raked in, I'm sure she's all for it now.
Watson pushed entirely too hard at trying to break away from the Hermione look when that look and sound is what she's being paid for. Watson insists that she has a better fashion sense than Hermione when JK Rowling never made any kind of statement on what Hermione would wear besides her school uniform. And besides, has she looked in the mirror lately? If she calls a trash bag with a designer label "fashinable" Emma Watson must be living in a world all her own.
Person: Oh look, it's that chick from the Harry Potter movies.
FanGurrl: OMG I Lurrrve Emma Watson!!!LOL1
Person: Watson? I thought it was Twatson!
FanGurrl: OMG I Lurrrve Emma Watson!!!LOL1
Person: Watson? I thought it was Twatson!
by Peaseblossom85 March 25, 2006
1) Where the dejected, bitter Wiki-rejects go to bitch and moan over everyone and everything, like the enraged Emo kids they love to poke fun at.
2) The place that needs self-promotion by it's own moderators.
2) The place that needs self-promotion by it's own moderators.
ED: I do it for the lulz, tee hee!
Regular Human Being: You're probably the saddest thing I've ever come across. Go back to encyclopediadramatica.com, nobody cares out here.
ED: OMG, STFU! Yur so unfunny and shit and crap!!!eleventy!!!11
Regular Human Being:....e-elite, my ass.
Regular Human Being: You're probably the saddest thing I've ever come across. Go back to encyclopediadramatica.com, nobody cares out here.
ED: OMG, STFU! Yur so unfunny and shit and crap!!!eleventy!!!11
Regular Human Being:....e-elite, my ass.
by Peaseblossom85 July 15, 2006
1) Where the dejected, bitter Wiki-rejects go to bitch and moan about everyone and everything, just like the enraged Emo kids they love to poke fun at.
2) The place that needs self-promotion by it's own moderators.
2) The place that needs self-promotion by it's own moderators.
ED Person: I do it for the lulz, teehee!
Regular Person: You're probably the saddest bunch of rejects I've ever seen. Go back to encyclopediadramatica.com and wangst over your own stupidity.
ED Person: OMG! STFU, you unfunny and crap and shit!!!111eleventy, Lyke!!!1
Regular Person:....e-elite, my ass. *pukes*
Regular Person: You're probably the saddest bunch of rejects I've ever seen. Go back to encyclopediadramatica.com and wangst over your own stupidity.
ED Person: OMG! STFU, you unfunny and crap and shit!!!111eleventy, Lyke!!!1
Regular Person:....e-elite, my ass. *pukes*
by Peaseblossom85 July 16, 2006
1) Where the dejected, bitter Wiki-rejects go to bitch anf moan about everyone and everything, completely surpassing the bitching and moaning of the Emo kids they love to poke fun at.
2) The place that needs to be plugged and promoted by it's own moderators.
2) The place that needs to be plugged and promoted by it's own moderators.
DE Person: I do it for teh lulz, tee hee!
Regular Person: You're probably the saddest bunch of rejects I've met. Go back to encyclopediadramatica.com, no one cares out here.
ED Person: OMG STFU! You r unfunny and shit and crap!!!11
Regular Person: .... e-elite, my ass...Your Users and some of your Mods have the Internet Disease worse than anyone.
ED Person: OMGWTFBBQ!!!1!!eleventy!
Regular Person: You're probably the saddest bunch of rejects I've met. Go back to encyclopediadramatica.com, no one cares out here.
ED Person: OMG STFU! You r unfunny and shit and crap!!!11
Regular Person: .... e-elite, my ass...Your Users and some of your Mods have the Internet Disease worse than anyone.
ED Person: OMGWTFBBQ!!!1!!eleventy!
by Peaseblossom85 July 17, 2006
Anna Wintour is a shriveled, little woman who put herself into power of the American Vogue magazine. Known for her severe bob-cut as well as her severe attitude towards anything and everything besides herself, she is the inspiration for the best selling novle, "The Devil Wears Pradda."
Boasting a skelital size zero, Anna Wintour despizes anyone who's over a size 4, doesn't wear 6 inch stilettos or doesn't agree with her skewered sense of fashion/beauty, including, but not limmited to, copious ammounts of furs and animal skins, rediculously high-heeled shoes and starved, shrunken models who look like they've been on a week long cocaine binge.
Boasting a skelital size zero, Anna Wintour despizes anyone who's over a size 4, doesn't wear 6 inch stilettos or doesn't agree with her skewered sense of fashion/beauty, including, but not limmited to, copious ammounts of furs and animal skins, rediculously high-heeled shoes and starved, shrunken models who look like they've been on a week long cocaine binge.
Person #1: did you see that Anna Wintour woman get pelted with a tofu pie? She deserves it for being such a bitch, don't you think?
Person #2: who the hell is Anna Wintour?
Person #2: who the hell is Anna Wintour?
by Peaseblossom85 July 15, 2006
A very significant character in the Harry Potter series. Tom Marvolo Riddle was an orphaned half-blood before he became Lord Voldemort, the mortal enemy of Harry Potter. Tom Riddle was born to a muggle, Tom Riddle sr. and a pureblood witch, Merope Gaunt, one of the last-surviving descendants of Salazar Slytherin. Merope had Tom in an orphanage before she died. There, Tom was said to be a "funny baby," very quiet, never cried. he scared the other children but none of the adults seemed to be able to catch Tom and none of the children would talk about the things he did when no adults were around.
Tom Riddle, supposedly, is "incapable of love," has no real friends and uses those around him as stepping stones to get what he wants. He has a crooked sense of right and wrong, cannot stand to have things taken away from him and collects little trophies from his victems. Once in Hogwarts, Tom usually got his little gang of friends to do his dirty work. Being a full-blown sociopath from the tender age of 11, Tom Riddle had no qualms with committing murder to make himself more and more powerful through various methods of the darkest of dark magic. No other wizard in history achieved what Tom Riddle achieved though the darkest of means and maked him nearly impossable to kill.
Despite all of his nastiness, few people knew about Tom Riddle's true, cold, obsessive nature at Hogwarts, being a prefect, head boy and a very well-liked student. Tall for his age, with jet black hair, a pale, strikingly handsome face and a quiet manner, Tom was very well liked at felt sorry for by Hogwarts teachers and other students; the only teacher that kept an "annoyingly close watch" on Tom, was the then Transfiguration teacher, Albus Dumbledore, the only one Voldemort ever feared.
Tom Riddle, supposedly, is "incapable of love," has no real friends and uses those around him as stepping stones to get what he wants. He has a crooked sense of right and wrong, cannot stand to have things taken away from him and collects little trophies from his victems. Once in Hogwarts, Tom usually got his little gang of friends to do his dirty work. Being a full-blown sociopath from the tender age of 11, Tom Riddle had no qualms with committing murder to make himself more and more powerful through various methods of the darkest of dark magic. No other wizard in history achieved what Tom Riddle achieved though the darkest of means and maked him nearly impossable to kill.
Despite all of his nastiness, few people knew about Tom Riddle's true, cold, obsessive nature at Hogwarts, being a prefect, head boy and a very well-liked student. Tall for his age, with jet black hair, a pale, strikingly handsome face and a quiet manner, Tom was very well liked at felt sorry for by Hogwarts teachers and other students; the only teacher that kept an "annoyingly close watch" on Tom, was the then Transfiguration teacher, Albus Dumbledore, the only one Voldemort ever feared.
Tom Riddle is that hot guy you thought you knew, but he ends up being the one who killed your best friend and a bunch of other people, simply because he's a sociopath that has no real value on human life.
by Peaseblossom85 July 17, 2006
