twakkle

Talk stupidly or pointless

A combination of prattle, yakkety-yak and "twat" indicating the stupidity (not the gender!) of the person

Don't you realise pavements are for walking on - don't stand around cluttering up space going twakkle-twakkle into your phone!

by sufrance August 8, 2009

Twackle

Something which cant be defined.a word invented by xratedmusic.

a situation which cannot be understood. would be called a twackle.

by Killian Man Jiro September 12, 2006

Twackle

A website that finds and aggregates Twitter messages about your favorite sports leagues, teams, players and events.

Instead of searching through many twitter acounts, a person is able to access this website and see updates on many different sports categories at once.

If a person uses the hashtag of #Twackle in their twitter post, the message will be posted on the website.

John: I searched twitter accounts for three hours to find out if Mike Teel got drafted.

Adam: Tim Pernetti tweeted the results ages ago. So did Les Miles. Just log onto Twackle to find this stuff out!

by g-diggity April 29, 2009

Twanklet

A facecloth like towel for your nether regions.

After I jizzed on that slutty Cindy, I tossed her a twanklet.

by 4 Eedy Family June 12, 2016

twakle

the scientific name given to a group of giraffe-chickens

We saw a twakle at the zoo.

Look ma! A herd of twakle!

by amarillo September 15, 2004

twankle

A firm, donut shaped pillow, worn around the penis. This is used to reduce the extreme pressures of bumping on the pelvic area during crazy intercourse.
This is especially helpful when a girl is lacking in the rear.

In other words, a twankle is a "cushion for pushin"

Careful guy: Dude, I got this girl to come to my house later!
His friend: Oh sweet are you going to fuck her?
Careful guy: Yeah but shes really skinny, and I just pulled my groin, so im gonna buy a twankle.

by Necrosin April 10, 2010

twackle box

A box or bag u keep all ur tweaker sundries

Hey do you have your twackle box with you?

by Officall smurf June 28, 2017